**Prediction** Hayne will return to the Eels and win a premiership

[Bazal]

We already have a Hayne thread tbh.

 

[Swiftstylez]

We already have a Hayne thread tbh.

There should be a Hayne thread for every game he single-handely won for the Eels.

 

[Bazal]

There should be a Hayne thread for every game he single-handely won for the Eels.

Don't start that. Phantom Eel, bartman and bortman will be in here carrying on....

 

[Gary Gutful]

ATTENTION: This is a thread about Hayne. Please take your negativity elsewhere. This is my safe space.

Everything is horrible, yeah, really really really terrible
I'm really depressed, I'm really downtrodden
I'm downtrodden square, uh-huh
The whole world is doomed, yeah. We're all gonna die.
Twenty-five thousand four hundred and seventy-two people die every single minute, uh-huh oh yeah
Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died
Cancer, death, AIDS, inflation, taxes, George Bush
Hell, Satan, cancer of the face
Cancer of the colon
Cancer of the wrist
And John Denver on compact disc
Oh

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Don't bother Mr Escobar. People believe in whatever they want and there is no point in arguing it. Just do what feels good man, "lighten up a bit"

Also can everyone stop ruining my thread this was meant to be a positive space

I'm not interested in changing people's opinion, just reinforcing my own.

 

[Swiftstylez]

I'm not interested in changing people's opinion, just reinforcing my own.

Deep man

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Not at all. I'm suggesting that the two mindsets are often linked, whether that's a good thing or not.

But as I said further up the page, generational issues are a much bigger driving force in a person's political ideology than anything that happens at university, regardless of what Swifty believes happens there.

I probably agree. Uni students tend to share fashionable politics because they're all about the same age, with the same level of life experience. They're all still pretty much from the same political class as well. The ones who aren't are generally striving to identify with that class or they wouldn't be at uni. Most politics are about signalling.

Anyway, I used to be a rabid lefty - socially liberal, economically conservative. Then I realised economic liberalism was a superior system for providing opportunity so I trended that way. Now I'm a father with a lot to lose I feel myself shifting to social conservatism. We chase our self interest.

But just so I can feel superior, I am still against big government, even though the majority of my income is provided by the government. Big government might benefit me personally (as it does academics) but I don't believe it benefits society, even if it does in theory.

 

[84 Baby]

Everything is horrible, yeah, really really really terrible
I'm really depressed, I'm really downtrodden
I'm downtrodden square, uh-huh
The whole world is doomed, yeah. We're all gonna die.
Twenty-five thousand four hundred and seventy-two people die every single minute, uh-huh oh yeah
Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died
Cancer, death, AIDS, inflation, taxes, George Bush
Hell, Satan, cancer of the face
Cancer of the colon
Cancer of the wrist
And John Denver on compact disc
Oh

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the worlds been turning

 

[Bazal]

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the worlds been turning

I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie wooooorld......

Wait.....

 

[Suitman]

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the worlds been turning

Billy Joel should have been sued for ripping off REM.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Billy Joel should have been sued for ripping off REM.

Agreed.

But R.E.M. should have been sued for ripping off Bob Dylan.

 

[Gary Gutful]

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the worlds been turning

 

[Bazal]

Agreed.

But R.E.M. should have been sued for ripping off Bob Dylan.

And Bob Dylan should have been sued for ripping off the minstrels of King Louis the 33rd

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Agreed.

But R.E.M. should have been sued for ripping off Bob Dylan.

Agreed.

But Bob Dylan should have been sued for ripping off some bloke I found sleeping in a gutter today.

 

[Gary Gutful]

And Bob Dylan should have been sued for ripping off the minstrels of King Louis the 33rd

And King Louis should be sued for ripping off Jebus.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Agreed.

But Bob Dylan should have been sued for ripping off some bloke I found sleeping in a gutter today.

Don't believe a word that Twiz says.

 

[84 Baby]

Agreed.

But R.E.M. should have been sued for ripping off Bob Dylan.

R.E.M. should have been sued for ripping off the wet fart with bit of follow through I just did in shower

 

[Gary Gutful]

R.E.M. should have been sued for ripping off the wet fart with bit of follow through I just did in shower

I'm not sure how you can rip off something in the future but still that is as funny as f**k.

 

[Twizzle]

How could anyone possibly derail this shit

You see if I was to merge this with the other Jarryd Hayne thread it would hijack both and the other thread would turn to shit.

If I leave this ideological crap in this thread then its only this thread that turns to crap and was obviously not a serious thread anyway.

Moderating 101.

 

[Gary Gutful]

How could anyone possibly derail this shit

You see if I was to merge this with the other Jarryd Hayne thread it would hijack both and the other thread would turn to shit.

If I leave this ideological crap in this thread then its only this thread that turns to crap and was obviously not a serious thread anyway.

Moderating 101.

In Twiz we trust.