The public transport to ANZ Stadium is a f**king disgrace.
I had to pay $10, $10 f**king dollars to get a train ticket. I had to figure out which train get on, there's 3 bloody platforms - I sat here for an hour trying to figure out which one goes to Homebush; apparently you have to know higher maths to get there. When I finally figured it out, I had to wait, wait 10 minutes for it to arrive.
When the train arrived after seemingly an age, I sat down, & after 30 minutes of sitting, my butt got sore. Clearly, the geniuss at CityRail didn't even consider putting cushions on the seats for our comfort.
As I'm arriving, the voice over bitch (sounds like Gretel Killeen, so I assume she's a bitch) tells us that we have to get off at Libcombe for the stadium service. What the f**k man!? Surely decades ago they would have thought that there might be a stadium in that direction, & designed the line to where said possible stadium is. Idiots.
I get off the train muttering, when I am confronted...... by stairs. That's right, stairs. About 30 of em. I thought I was going to the footy, not bootcamp. After I finished vomiting, I get to the required platform, I see I have to wait - again - for 3 f**king minutes.
It was busy as hell on the second train, I had to sit next to someone! I think this was Australia, not Auschwitz.
Get off at Olympic Park, I am confronted by more stairs. But I buckle up, knowing that my ordeal is over. I get to the top, & I see it in the distance, ANZ Stadium - the only problem is, the distance is about 800 METRES AWAY WHAT THE f**k!? I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD TO BE A KENYAN, TO WATCH SOME GODDAMN FOOTY!
Clearly, Dave Smith doesn't give a damn about the fans. And don't think Tony Abbott the right wing dog isn't partly responsible for this.
