Queensland "Passion" - the Underbelly

[drake]

The difference is that , NSW people are obsessed with Queenslanders, you write stories about our passion, you all have an opinion on it, it covers talk shows, and football shows, you would rather buy a ticket to Lang park, then to your own stadium, because you want to be us, you want to feel this Passion.

You all fight so hard for it, you fight traffic in the mornings, and fight crowds and lines everywhere you go, you live in overpriced concrete jungles, and have to learn different languages to talk to your neighbors. The biggest night of the year for your city is a Gay Pride parade, and then you look at us!

We work hard but hardly work, and would rather go fishing then both. We all know our neighbors by name, and its still safe for our kids to play down the road. We enjoy sunshine and the best beaches, a cold beer and great football teams. We are doing what you want to be doing, so you call us rednecks and banjo players, LOL. Guess where you go for holidays?

Let me tell you a secret, we dont think about you lot at all, except for 3x80 min games a year, when we want to break your necks.

I'm so glad you love Queensland, and you will probably never go 50km out of your home suburb.

And people make jokes about people from the Sutherland Shire being racist, homophobic rednecks.

You need to migrate back to 1950 methinks.

 

[Loudstrat]

Queensland "passion" is a mixture of Banjo Hero, XXXX Beer and regular incest - not too far off Tasmanian "passion" when you think about it.

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The difference is that , NSW people are obsessed with Queenslanders, you write stories about our passion, you all have an opinion on it, it covers talk shows, and football shows, you would rather buy a ticket to Lang park, then to your own stadium, because you want to be us, you want to feel this Passion.

SOMEONE has to buy a ticket to Lang Park, because Queenslanders can only get people to watch RL in Brisbane 13 times per year. Just like Melbourne and Auckland.

You all fight so hard for it, you fight traffic in the mornings, and fight crowds and lines everywhere you go, you live in overpriced concrete jungles, and have to learn different languages to talk to your neighbors. The biggest night of the year for your city is a Gay Pride parade, and then you look at us!

NSW is not a city. I fight less cues and live in less of a concrete jungle than the bogans who live in Brisbane, or the Gold Coast :lol:

Learn the difference between a state and a city.

We work hard but hardly work, and would rather go fishing then both.

We would rather watch RL, actually.

We all know our neighbors by name,

All your neighbours are called "Maaaaate"

and its still safe for our kids to play down the road.

We care for our children, and don't send them to play on the Bruce Highway with the B doubles.

We enjoy sunshine and the best beaches,

NSW beaches sh*t on the handful of QLD beaches that actually have surf.

a cold beer and great football teams.

Which you only see 12 times per year :lol:

We are doing what you want to be doing,

Not sure if I want to be eating my own faeces, but if it makes you happy....

so you call us rednecks and banjo players, LOL. Guess where you go for holidays?

Coffs Harbour!!!!

Let me tell you a secret, we dont think about you lot at all, except for 3x80 min games a year, when we want to break your necks.

From that statement, I take it Cro Magnon Man would win mastermind in Queensland? :lol:

 

[Kiki]

these beaches are 5 mins away from me. damn its hard living in a concrete jungle.

 

[Dazzat]

You and the hordes of other people just loving that beach. Do you have to book a space - perhaps a 3m x 3m piece of beach in advance? No such problem here on the Sunshine Coast ... except when all the Mexicans come here for holidays.

 

[1 Eyed TEZZA]

You and the hordes of other people just loving that beach. Do you have to book a space - perhaps a 3m x 3m piece of beach in advance? No such problem here on the Sunshine Coast ... except when all the Mexicans come here for holidays.

No we dont. Thats just stupid.

Coffs Harbour!!!!

Ironically thats where im going in a few weeks.

Kiki, husbands coming over, I feel like swimming, friggin beautiful day for it.

 

[Cloud9]

We all know our neighbors by name, and its still safe for our kids to play down the road.

Queenslands a big state. QLDrs are always reminded of Daniel Morcombe.

We are doing what you want to be doing, so you call us rednecks and banjo players, LOL. Guess where you go for holidays?

I agree. I don't get it when the rest of Australia stereo types QLDr's as rednecks. Have they forgotten the Cronulla riots? I think its because of the Pauline Hanson phenomena that this has occured. Townsville, Cairns, Rockhampton are as multicultural as they come with a large representation of indigenous people and ethnic groups and we all get a long.

There are pockets of white supremacists in all states, thankfully it's a minority.

 

[Kiki]

hahah tezza, let's go!

 

[Azkatro]

Coaster's post is one of the douchiest things I've ever seen on LU. Racist, homophobic and insular. And ppl wonder why there's a stereotype regarding queenslanders??

Way to respond to some ignorant generalisations with an ignorant generalisation :lol:

 

[madunit]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

nice work Kiki, You're a suprememly gifted idiot.

 

[sass]

Way to respond to some ignorant generalisations with an ignorant generalisation :lol:

wow you have no idea, do you? if a person knows it's a STEREOTYPE, then they know it's a rampant generalisation; just something people think is true because of loudmouth racist homophobic f**kwits like that.

although I know you love laying the boot into kiki for no reason, and calling people dumb, so feel free to carry on.

 

[Kiki]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

nice work Kiki, You're a suprememly gifted idiot.

oh, the irony.

 

[sass]

ps kiki I like that you're a SUPREMEMLY gifted idiot. queeen of the idiots! and this forum would be the perfect kingdom. I hope there's a tiara.

 

[Kiki]

Way to respond to some ignorant generalisations with an ignorant generalisation :lol:

where exactly is my generalisation? i said there is a stereotype that exists. nothing more.

 

[madunit]

A typo as opposed to you being oblivious to you own contradiction.

You're still a bigger a idiot than anyone else here.

 

[madunit]

ps kiki I like that you're a SUPREMEMLY gifted idiot. queeen of the idiots! and this forum would be the perfect kingdom. I hope there's a tiara.

There is a Tiara! Oh Joy.

it's your arse, and she's already wearing it.

 

[sass]

A typo as opposed to you being oblivious to you own contradiction.

You're still a bigger a idiot than anyone else here.

oh man it's almost too easy.

 

[Kiki]

A BIGGER A IDIOT

aaaah :lol:

 

[madunit]

Wow, I'm the only human to ever make a typo.

Get back to being an arsehat

 

[sass]

There is a Tiara! Oh Joy.

it's your arse, and she's already wearing it.

BAHAHA way to prove you are intellectually superior. YOUR ARSE is always the cleverest of comebacks. what's next? YOUR MUM?

 

[Kiki]

arsehat. oh god that one stung. how will i go on?