Questions For BBSF

[Leagueguy]

Look, I created this thread so people could people could ask questions about BBSF as CWO4Life has done very well. However it seems some people are just asking BBSF for general life advice. I guess this is cool because they are still kind of q's for BBSF. However lets just try and keep the majority of Q's about BBSF.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

BBSF, how well equipped are you?

 

[Disturbed]

BBSF.

There's this guy at work. He's a complete f**kwit. I've been on holidays for the last month. When I came back the place was infested with this parasite. So a couple of days ago I said to him "listen mate, you're a dickhead and we don't like dickheads around here. f**k off.". So tommorow I'm working with him and I was thinking. He's a bit of a sad case. He's got one wooden leg, a festering wound on the other, noone likes him, he's a psychopath (and I've done the DSM-IV for that), he's gay,ugly as a hatfull of arseholes, and hasn't had a root for years, not with a human at least, and he pops more pills than Hunter S. Thomson. Before he shot himself.
Anyway BBSF, I've been working on the farm during my holiday. And if he was on the farm we'd shoot him. So should I take him out the back tommorow and euthanase him?

Onan, have you been working with BBSF?

:lol:

 

[Disturbed]

Look, I created this thread so people could people could ask questions about BBSF as CWO4Life has done very well. However it seems some people are just asking BBSF for general life advice. I guess this is cool because they are still kind of q's for BBSF. However lets just try and keep the majority of Q's about BBSF.

They have asking BBSF questions. I don't anybody has any problem with these.

Onan, have you been working with BBSF?

Is he ugly as a hatfull of arseholes? Could be him. This guy smells a bit like rotting flesh. BBSF, do you smell like roadkill?

Seems to me they are genuine questions.

 

[Crusher]

Let me guess Furry and Timmah got you to ask this for them? Always felt they liked me a little too much.

no it was all mine.

So what's you answer.

Would you take it from behind for $1 million?

 

[Cletus]

Righto BBSF, I'm at work and I've packed Dickhead! off to do some sh*t I didn't want to do. So when he gets back, should I pop a cap in Dickhead!s fugly arse or do I just get Dickhead! to do some menial sh*t and watch him squirm when I ask him what the f**k he's done with the vehicle running sheets that he reckoned someone told to put in a box. I bet they told him to shred the bloody things! Actually, I'll ring the person he reckons told him to put them away, she can't stand Dickhead! and wouldn't have told him to do anything apart from felch himself with a hippo.
BBSF, I need your help!

 

[Timmah]

He wouldn't need the $1mil :lol:

 

[Cletus]

He wouldn't need any lube either! f**king Dickhead! he is.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Onan... do you work with BBSF?

 

[Cletus]

Maybe. Maybe I do. But I need to get some advice about what to do with Dickhead!. Dickhead!s back. I think I'll ask him about the running sheets and the bodgy receipt he did that has two reciepts! And I'll be f**ked if the receipts have different dates on them! Funny that, they're from up on the central coast near where he lives. And miles away from work! f**king Dickhead!.

 

[Timmah]

:lol:

 

[Big_Bad_Shark_Fan]

I think you should talk to this guy Onan, and let him know your feelings.

 

[Leagueguy]

Question for BBSF. What do you bench press?

 

[Crusher]

BBSF - did you order a code red?

 

[Cletus]

I think you should talk to this guy Onan, and let him know your feelings.

I did! I've given him the arse but I have to work with him tommorow. Last shift for Dickhead! is thursday night. Tell you what, I'd better be legless at christmas drinks from all the free beer my co-workers buy me.

 

[Big_Bad_Shark_Fan]

Question for BBSF. What do you bench press?

Only about 125-130kg at the moment, but I don't really push myself. Back in my playing days it was significantly higher.

 

[Big_Bad_Shark_Fan]

BBSF - did you order a code red?

Not to my knowledge.

 

[Sea Eagle Scuba]

Only about 125-130kg at the moment, but I don't really push myself. Back in my playing days it was significantly higher.

:lol::roll:

 

[Leagueguy]

Man thats still impressive. I benched 115 earlier today (3 sets of 8 reps). It was the most I've done in a while cause I've been sick.

 

[Crusher]

I believe you did order a code red!