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Rabs commentary

BranVan3000

Coach
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"The mayor of Dubbo told me it is the capital of western nsw..... Fifita... After spending time here I agree it is .... Reynolds .... The weather is really chilly and there is no window on my commentary box .... Mullen ..... The commentary boxes back in the 60s didn't have windows .... Wighton .... The ground is dewey .... Moylan ..... I find myself somewhat attracted to players like Tupou occasionally ..... Idris ...... "

Yes Rabs commentary is literally just stupid anecdotes with the players names thrown in mid sentence to make it sound like commentary. Please stop it!
 

tumbidragon

First Grade
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6,771
I'm sure glad he didn't mention that western plains zoo was a drive through zoo. That would of had nothing to do with the game...
 

some11

Referee
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They spent a million on a new sand base you know.

Voss would've been giving us some useful stats and insight.
 

juro

Bench
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3,847
One of Rabs' favourite phrases is "I fancy", meaning "I think".

eg "and he passes it to Fifita... I fancy...".

But it sounds like he fancies half the players on the field.
 
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He's basically become bigger than the role through all the psychophants who sit around him pissing in his pocket and acceding to his eccentricity.
He reminds me of Steve Vai, was once a brilliant guitarist but has got that obsessed he now spends his waking life attempting to make his guitar sound like 2 cats f**king in a hessian sack,
 

Sir Biffo

Bench
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2,610
He's in that stage now where he's useless and annoying.

In 5 years time he will enter the stage Bill Lawry is in now where you forget how useless and annoying he was and want him back because all the new commentators are more useless.
 

taipan

Referee
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22,697
When Rabs comes up with Ït's all happening here ,with a flock of seagulls on the field.",then I know he should be pensioned off immediatement(sic).

Please get Voss on FTA for the next NRL contract .:pray::pray::pray:
 

hutch

First Grade
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Cannot stand him. He stopped commentating years ago and now tries to play his little character and try to be funny. His uneccesary bagging of the World Cup in triple m lost me for good. He is a merkin, can't wait til he retires.
 

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