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Word has it that you guys arn't going to field an entire 13 man team on Saturday night.
I hear you're minus a few blokes.
I hear that Woolword is Crook with a bout of sinus and that Davico is at the end of his monthly menstrual cycle where he's at his angriest.
The latest reports coming out of the media outlets is that you guys are going to field a few cheer leaders in their place.
Is that true my Left Wing Greenies?
I reckon that your reserve grade team can play better than first division.
I mean, every time Shifkoske or Mclinden take it up they go down a crummpled mess.
You don't want to go tackling Clinton or Mark with any vigor or they may break.
I hope that you have contingency plans if they hap[pen to break down.
You'll not only have to dip into your cheer leaders for back up but you may have to ask some of your A.C.T. Brumby pals to jump on board.
Mr Hagan is a good coach.
He'll pick up that we should run at your LITTLE men.
So expect big BK and Newton and Perry to steam roll your LITTLE blokes.
And if Mc'Big burger even thinks about darting out of dumby half for one of his telegraphed runs he betting think again.
We'll shut him down easy.
Now.....What Canberra has to do is use will power.
They have to fantasize.
They're gotta go "We're back at Bwuce. We're back at Bwuce. We're back at Bwuce. At any moment now STEVE LYONS is going to give us a penalty."
Ey....Didn't you guys win last years grand final in the reserve grade? Yer...you beat the Cougars....i had $50 on you guys.
It's truly amazing how your reserve grade is better than your first grade.
Look......i'll help you out ok.........What you don't need next year is a guy like Jason Smith....who, by the way, is past his expiry date ok.....Nah, what you need is some one more like Dean Lance or umm...Chicka Furgerson.
You need some one as old and brittle as Tallis so the opposing teams know to go easy on you.
Yerrrr......I feel for ya Canberra........You neglected to sign any one for next year and nobody wants to actually go there.
You can't blame other players for not wanting to go to Canberra to sign.
It's a cold hell and there's no night life or anything.
What Canberra has to do to appeal to other players is umm...MERGE!
The Canberra Raiders need to merge with Parramatta.
They need to amalgamate at the butt cheeks and only then they won't be the WET BOYS that they are.
You're in trouble next year Canberra.
Things arn't looking positive next year let alone this Saturday night.
Are you guys taking any form of game stradegy into this Saturday nights game?
What does a team do after its beaten by MANLY the following week?
How can you improve on last weeks preformance?
What pressure must be applied to Mathew Elliot.
The guy can't sit down an entire match what's he ganna do on saturday night?
I think it would be best is Mathew Elliot threw in the towel and went and coached some where in South America.
His strike rate hasn't exactly set the league world on fire.
Argggh....He's part of the Mo'Tea'Sir tribe anyway.
And with all the in house bickering at Canberra at the moment things aren't going to improve.
And did you know that your mechandise rates down there with MLB and North QLD?
Canberra aren't actually raking in the profits that the NRL are looking for.
I think that by 2006 your team will be ousted and in with the central coast.
I hear you're minus a few blokes.
I hear that Woolword is Crook with a bout of sinus and that Davico is at the end of his monthly menstrual cycle where he's at his angriest.
The latest reports coming out of the media outlets is that you guys are going to field a few cheer leaders in their place.
Is that true my Left Wing Greenies?
I reckon that your reserve grade team can play better than first division.
I mean, every time Shifkoske or Mclinden take it up they go down a crummpled mess.
You don't want to go tackling Clinton or Mark with any vigor or they may break.
I hope that you have contingency plans if they hap[pen to break down.
You'll not only have to dip into your cheer leaders for back up but you may have to ask some of your A.C.T. Brumby pals to jump on board.
Mr Hagan is a good coach.
He'll pick up that we should run at your LITTLE men.
So expect big BK and Newton and Perry to steam roll your LITTLE blokes.
And if Mc'Big burger even thinks about darting out of dumby half for one of his telegraphed runs he betting think again.
We'll shut him down easy.
Now.....What Canberra has to do is use will power.
They have to fantasize.
They're gotta go "We're back at Bwuce. We're back at Bwuce. We're back at Bwuce. At any moment now STEVE LYONS is going to give us a penalty."
Ey....Didn't you guys win last years grand final in the reserve grade? Yer...you beat the Cougars....i had $50 on you guys.
It's truly amazing how your reserve grade is better than your first grade.
Look......i'll help you out ok.........What you don't need next year is a guy like Jason Smith....who, by the way, is past his expiry date ok.....Nah, what you need is some one more like Dean Lance or umm...Chicka Furgerson.
You need some one as old and brittle as Tallis so the opposing teams know to go easy on you.
Yerrrr......I feel for ya Canberra........You neglected to sign any one for next year and nobody wants to actually go there.
You can't blame other players for not wanting to go to Canberra to sign.
It's a cold hell and there's no night life or anything.
What Canberra has to do to appeal to other players is umm...MERGE!
The Canberra Raiders need to merge with Parramatta.
They need to amalgamate at the butt cheeks and only then they won't be the WET BOYS that they are.
You're in trouble next year Canberra.
Things arn't looking positive next year let alone this Saturday night.
Are you guys taking any form of game stradegy into this Saturday nights game?
What does a team do after its beaten by MANLY the following week?
How can you improve on last weeks preformance?
What pressure must be applied to Mathew Elliot.
The guy can't sit down an entire match what's he ganna do on saturday night?
I think it would be best is Mathew Elliot threw in the towel and went and coached some where in South America.
His strike rate hasn't exactly set the league world on fire.
Argggh....He's part of the Mo'Tea'Sir tribe anyway.
And with all the in house bickering at Canberra at the moment things aren't going to improve.
And did you know that your mechandise rates down there with MLB and North QLD?
Canberra aren't actually raking in the profits that the NRL are looking for.
I think that by 2006 your team will be ousted and in with the central coast.
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