Inanimate Objects
Bazzi was The Overlook Hotel, Inanimate Object Aligned Scary f**king House.
Nobody knows it, but you're the mother-f**king house everybody is living in! You're haunted and mean and you're going to pick them off one by one. You've also got creepy blonde twins living inside you.
– Mind Games: You're a master of mental manipulation. Each night you may select one a player to do your bidding for you. In addition to whatever night action they've already opted to do, they'll also carry out their action against another player of your choice as well. But you can't target the same player two nights in a row.
– You're a House: You can't be killed at night. You're a house, for God's sake.
Your fellow mafia members are BunniesMan and KeepingTheFaith.
You win when the Inanimate Objects Mafia outnumbers all other factions.
Bazzi was something of a kick-ass MVP for the inanimate objects mafia for a while there. His redirect allowed him to force Thor to kill Green Arrow (removing the unblockable kill) and then made Monk target BDR (Rebecca Black) and triggered a huge shit-storm of deaths. Alas, the resulting explosion also killed Bazzi - who was only unkillable if he was targeted. Bow bow :-(
Bunniesman was an Inanimate Carbon Rod, Inanimate Object Aligned Rod.
You are the almighty inanimate carbon rod.
– Blunt Force Trauma: Each night you may select one person to bludgeon to death. They die.
– Rod: You're a nondescript carbon rod. You can't be lynched because how do you manage to hang a rod in a way that stops it from living?
Your fellow mafia members are KeepingTheFaith and Bazzi.
You win when the Inanimate Object Mafia outnumbers all other factions.
BM expressed a desire to finally be mafia in this game and while chance did cast him in the role of mafia, I did tinker to make him the unlynchable member of the mafia so that the inanimate objects didn't start off at a huge disadvantage.
He didn't last beyond night #1 though - Rebel targeted him the same night he targeted Rebel. This dead lead to Rebel's one off night protection being triggered and revealing him as Super Hero aligned - so it wasn't a loss.
KeepingTheFaith was Robert the Telepathic Tire, Inanimate Object Aligned Psychic Tire.
You're a tire with mad mind powers and you're putting them to good use. You roll around by night reading minds and doing other crazy shit.
– Read Minds: You can nominate a single player each night to investigate. You will learn their power and alignment.
– You're a tire: You cannot be investigated. Any attempts to do so will be met with my derisive laughter as I inform them that they somehow ended up finding a tire.
Your fellow mafia members are BunniesMan and Bazzi.
You win when the Inanimate Object Mafia outnumbers all other factions.
Unfortunately, nobody ever tried to investigate the tire. The sole survivor for his mafia for the majority of the game - he took out Parra the night he protected him, but didn't quite make it to the finish.
Definitely did well given he was the sole member of his mafia for quite a while.
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Independents
HowHigh was Pedobear, Independently Aligned Pedophilic Bear.
You're a bear who just can't stop molesting children. It's crazy! And while this house has a worrying lack of children, you'll make do with the many suculent pieces of man-flesh roaming the halls. Ohhh yeah!
– Molest: Each night you may select one player to lure into your van with candy. You f**k them in a way that ensures they won't shit right for a week. That player is so traumatized that they can only vote for a player of your choosing the following day. You can even nominate the way in which they'll post their vote. If they reveal this, they'll kill themselves out of shame.
You win if you manage to survive until the end of the game. You gain an additional win if three people are lynched as a result of votes cast by your molestation victim.
Never did manage to force a lynch despite probably the (IMO) best set up vote control power I've seen in one of our mafia games. Gave it a good try though.
Recruited by the Cult of GOAT and made it to the end.
thorson1987 was Ron Jeremy, Independently Aligned Aging Porn Star.
You've had a good life. A very good life – if we're measuring it by the number of times you've been able to whip your massive schlong out of a tight snatch and spurt your beans onto the face of a woman who passes as attractive when she's wearing makeup.
But now you're old and bitter. You've had a rough time of things. Worse, you've got AIDS. And now you're going into the ancient tradition of 'gift giving'.
– AIDS: You have AIDS (not HIV but full blown AIDS). Each night you may target somebody to infect. There is a 75% chance they will contract the condition from you. Anybody with AIDS has a 50% chance of passing it on to anybody who targets them (or who is targeted by them) in future.
– Super AIDS: If a person 'contracts' AIDS three times, they will die. Poor bastards.
You will be declared sole winner if at any point you have infected all surviving players in the game, however this will not be announced until the end of the game (even if you are dead). Failing that, you win alongside the surviving faction by surviving until the end of the game.
Managed to infect quite a few people with AIDS directly, but had awful luck in getting it to spread beyond that.
DB was Jay Cartwright, Independently Aligned Habitual Liar.
You're the irrepressable Jay Cartwright. You've f**ked every girl in the world if you're to be believed – but you're really not.
– Habitual Liar: Each night you may nominate one player to spread filthy lies about. One other player in the game (selected at random) will be told that the player in question is bad mojo. You'll also show up as town aligned if you're investigated.
– Giant Boner: If a player is lynched the day after you've sent your bad information out into the world, you'll get a massive seal-clubbing boner. You can use your swinging dick to club some poor bender to death the next night. That's not gay at all.
You win if you survive until the end of the game.
Had a pretty similar role to HowHigh and, like DB, wasn't able to land that vital lynch despite his information generally going out and (as far as I could tell) being believed.
Hard luck.
