Random Mafia IV: Lord of Destruction (Game Thread)

[Dutchy]

Protect me, when I turn up town, not dead. Messiah.

 

[Misanthrope]

Day Two Update
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Two dead and a near miss. A whole half chicken eaten. A bunch of ugly scuff marks on the ground thanks to the big f**k-off rock he dragged with him.

Sonny Bill had to go.

But when it was time to deal with him, a bunch of guys in suits walked in.

"It is the belief of this judiciary," they argued, "that Mr. Williams has no case to answer here".

And so he got off.

Dutchy is not dead. He is Sonny Bill Williams, Town Aligned Greatest Man in the Universe.​

 

[Dutchy]

Ahem. I believe my role PM says Town Messiah you sponge!

 

[Dutchy]

Protection pl0x.

 

[whall15]

I'm just glad that you aren't a very naughty boy.

 

[Dutchy]

vote butch

 

[butchmcdick]

Why the f**k are you offing townies dutchy .

 

[whall15]

It's night isn't it?

 

[Dutchy]

It was night 1! The only kills I've made. How were I to know they were town?

Went after Cliffy cos f**k ROOSTERS.
Then the stone latched on and I had to kill another.

I killed ZERO night two.

 

[dogslife]

vote butch

Too bad it's night you f**king spud!

 

[Frederick]

Well f**k me sideways, he was telling the truth.

Stop killing townies plz Dutchy.

If I could get some protection though, I can keep getting names

 

[Dutchy]

Post said day two update, and didn't say night 3 etc etc.

I'm assuming it's still day until mis posts otherwise

 

[HowHigh]

Sorry bru

 

[Misanthrope]

It's night.

 

[dogslife]

Dutchy going full on Bunniesman geniused, good one merkin

 

[butchmcdick]

Think about dutchy. How did I know who you are ?

 

[whall15]

When's night over Mis?

 

[Misanthrope]

Whenever I stagger in drunk tonight.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

So in an hour then...

 

[afinalsin666]

Sorry, Pokemon. Looks like lord bills is in action. Mark that shit down drew. He killed the yam.