Random Mafia IV: Lord of Destruction (Game Thread)

[Bazal]

I got your back Dutchmang. Unless we go out with these polish girls tonight. I can't promise anything then

 

[Frederick]

You want to get up close and personal with me?

I like watching while my bitch takes it like a whore

 

[Dutchy]

9701 was gonna be my night 2 target. But SBW has mind changing tendencies.

 

[Dutchy]

I am to surpass BM's efforts in South Park Mafia and become the best town vigilante ever! MVP here we come!

 

[Dutchy]

Next random Mafia I'm suggesting Chris Benwaaaaaaaah!!!

 

[Ozzy]

I am to surpass BM's efforts in South Park Mafia and become the best town vigilante ever! MVP here we come!

I think KTF currently has that esteemed title.

 

[Dutchy]

Soon it will belong to OMGSBW!

 

[Misanthrope]

Night is over. Update coming.

 

[Frederick]

I didn't get the result of my investigation. Avenge me brothers

 

[Dutchy]

Wasn't me.

 

[Dutchy]

Before it's official. Who did joo think was bad?

 

[Frederick]

I had a feeling about 9701, but had nothing concrete

 

[Dutchy]

Same.

 

[Frederick]

Oh wait, I'm still alive :lol:

9701 is a gelatinous cube. Is the cube bad?

 

[Beeker]

The gelatinous cube is dangerous and likely bad.
Anyone who played D&D (Basic Red Box) knows how dangerous a those red jello death dice are!

 

[Dutchy]

Yep. He's dying anyway. I got him!

 

[Frederick]

The Yam then drew the attention of a large, raspberry flavoured cube. It had come with every intention of eating the yam, but thought better of its decision after getting a whiff.

 

[Beeker]

The cube also killed off Kool Aid Man... Bazzi I think it was.

 

[9701]

The cube also killed off Kool Aid Man... Bazzi I think it was.

Would I do that?

 

[Frederick]

Night is over. Update coming.

Such a f**king liar