Night Two
The man in the ragged clothes had decided not to push his cart around that night, but that didn't mean he hadn't drawn the attention of anybody.
As he leaned against the cart containing all of his worldly possessions, a foul-tempered woman came upon him with the fury of years of oppression. She had expected to browbeat him into submission, and so found it bizarre when he so readily agreed with her points.
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The musician looked for someone else to join her cause but had no such luck tonight.
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The one Misanthrope liked best kept a wary eye on the pretty girl that everybody seemed so intent on killing. So intent was her gaze that she didn't see her killer coming until he put the gun to her head and squeezed the trigger.
Elise is dead. She was Elise, ??? Aligned Nicest of Misanthrope's Exes
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Four of the housemates awoke to find themselves locked in a camp. On all sides were razorwire fences and military men scowling at them with disdain.
One of their number found himself being lead away to be tortured. A lesser being might have died, but it's not easy to put down something as durable as SGLC's wine and beer soaked liver.
SGLC's Wine & Beer Soaked Liver is alive. It is SGLC's Wine & Beer Soaked Liver, ??? Aligned Malfunctioning Organ
Two others were pitted against one another in mortal combat. While one used his extensive network of spies to discern the other's identity, he had to endure being royally f**ked by a titanic member.
So large was the throbbing phallus that, had it not been for the intervention of a loyalist, he might have died.
Korean Soldier #1 is dead. He was Korean Soldier #1, ??? Aligned Loyalist
The last of their number, still recovering from Iggy Azalea's concert, made do rocking in the corner like a rape victim in a shower.
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Pleased with his handiwork, the man with the unique facial hair dusted off his hands and prepared to take his pretty young wife out for dinner.
As they walked to their car, the first strains of
Photograph began to play. It pained him to do it, but the man who would rule the world threw his trusting wife into the firing line.
She never stood a chance.
Eva Braun is dead. She was Eva Braun, ??? Aligned Doting Wife
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"Taylor," the deep voice said as she sat down in the comfortable armchair, "I am going to make you an offer. If you accept, you'll be able to get revenge on those who have spurned you. If you refuse, Big Brother will be very disappointed".
She agreed, promptly turning her newfound murderous power on somebody who had already suffered enough punishment to last three lifetimes.
He'd endure a little more.
SGLC's Wine & Beer Soaked Liver is still not dead. It is SGLC's Wine & Beer Soaked Liver, ??? Aligned Malfunctioning Organ
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Two women, one beautiful and one formerly beautiful, approached the storefront with trepidation.
The homelier of the two went in and did her best to distract the owner with whiskey and her sagging, sun damaged tits. The other gestured for men to go in and do their worst.
It's hard to kill an idea though.
Promising Start Up is not dead. It is Promising Start Up, ??? Aligned Small Business
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The dog was feeling the effects of all the booze it had been forced to lap up from its bowl. Determined, it followed the woman despite the growing feeling of nausea that threatened to unman (undog?) it.
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The irate Kiwi burst into the kitchen of the tubby Chinese boy.
"Cook me some f**king eggs!" he roared. Before the boy could comply, he'd been beaten to death with the man's fists of fury.
MsAnneThrope is dead. She was Spoiled Chinese Boy, Town Aligned Student
The one who had been trying to shit into her vagina found himself likewise assaulted, this time by a huge tree.
Brother Grimm is dead. He was Space Docking, Town Aligned Disgusting Act
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The man who knocks found the German man weeping over the corpse of his pretty wife. Dried blood crusted her ears, and the screwdriver she'd used to put an end to her torment was still gripped tightly in her lifeless hands.
"Say my name," the man in the hat warned the German.
"Vat is zis?" he asked with confusion in his red eyes.
The drug-dealer put him out of his misery.
Dutchy is dead. He was Adolf Hitler, Evil Mafia Aligned Dictator
It is now day
