Random Mafia V: Christmas Edition **GAME OVER**

[KeepingTheFaith]

Someone has to, I can't do shit at night except complain about the lack of write up.

 

[Parra Pride]

I too have 0 night actions. I suppose that's the price I pay for being immortal.

 

[Misanthrope]

I'll have a write-up for you ingrates at approximately 6pm Chinese time.

 

[Dutchy]

That's 59 minutes. You're on the clock.

 

[Bazzi]

That's 9:00pm Sydney time

 

[Misanthrope]

That's 59 minutes. You're on the clock.

1 hour and 59 minutes, nubcakes.

 

[Dutchy]

Nah. China is in Smog Savings Time.

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Five Update

As the winds blew fiercely, the man with the mustache went out in search of friends. Like so many nights before, he came home empty handed.

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Elsewhere still, the man with the wild hair and beard leaped onto a man and dry humped him into submission. He'd not be interfering in anybody's business tonight.

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It looked grim for the beautiful Portuguese man when a woman with wild blonde hair and perfect cheek bones threw herself at him with a knife. The blade rose and fell and blood came dripping from dozens of wounds, but immediately after she left he stopped clutching his head and appealed to the referee for a red card.

Cristiano Ronaldo is not dead. He is Cristiano Ronaldo, Town Aligned Footballing Superstar.

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In another aborted kill attempt, a sea of angry Arabs tried to overwhelm the man in the suit and found he was every bit as hard to kill as his previous attacker had.

Luck Gandor is not dead. He is Luck Gandor, Mafia Aligned Immortal Gangster.

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And to complete a trifecta of failed kill attempts, the insane rock climber tried to kill off an abstract concept by nagging it in as many threads as humanly possible.

Religion is not dead. It is Religion, Town Aligned Mass Delusion.

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[Frederick]

Vote: 9701

He is Paul walkers ghost, mafia aligned "too soon" joke

 

[Bazzi]

Tick tock..

 

[Bazzi]

Oh there's the update.

 

[afinalsin666]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Frederick]

:lol: f**k up, bazzi

 

[Bazal]

Sigh...how come someone killed me and not that guy? *dead*

 

[Rebel]

Whose cliff hanger? Pugzley? Why did you try kill me merkin?

Vote: Pugzley

 

[Frederick]

Whose cliff hanger? Pugzley? Why did you try kill me merkin?

Vote: Pugzley

Is pugzley definitely not town though? Maybe he's our genius vigilante of this game.

9701 is DEFINITELY mafia

 

[Rebel]

H tried to kill me. I want revenge!

Nobody destroys religion! It is here to stay.

 

[Misanthrope]

Vote Count

Pugzley: 1 (Rebel)
9701: 1 (Frederick)

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Pugzley is FFB aligned for sure.

I'd say 9701 and Pugzley would be in the Soc protection ring

 

[soc123_au]

The Fast & the Furious franchise sucks arse.

Vote 9701