Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[mickyj]

I'll be asleep before we get a result so will vote now on available info.

vote soc

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Not sure I follow, but we have no better leads.

Vote: soc

 

[butchmcdick]

Cleveland Steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleveland+steamer

vote soc

 

[Bazzi]

Choo choo!

vote: soc

 

[umina panther]

vote : soc

The bunny will hopefully be next

 

[9701]

vote soc, ktf has said a few times now that BM is bad so if soc is actually town I know where I am voting next

 

[Drew-Sta]

I am a bit torn. On one hand Hoppity is always getting fiddled with. On the other, soc voting for himself screams 'I'm the don'. Given noone else has plead investigator, I'm willing to see if he's right.

vote soc

 

[Rebel]

I am a bit torn. On one hand Hoppity is always getting fiddled with. On the other, soc voting for himself screams 'I'm the don'. Given noone else has plead investigator, I'm willing to see if he's right.

vote soc

Soc is prob the don and bm "is outting him" to make himself look innocent

 

[Bazzi]

And now we wait for Mis/Hogg/Beeker

 

[Rebel]

Hoppity is always getting fiddled with.

Lolz

 

[cjrankin]

And now we wait for Mis/Hogg/Beeker

i am glad to no longer be considered one of mis's alts. thankyou.

 

[cjrankin]

oh almost forgot.

TC=1

 

[Jason Maher]

Why the lack of calm titties?

 

[Rebel]

What's all this tittie talk in aid of?

 

[cjrankin]

Why the lack of calm titties?

calm titties is due to happiness from no longer being considered on of mis's alts. Master has given cj a sock!

 

[cjrankin]

Why the lack of calm titties?

You misinterpreted the TC scale. Calmest of titties is 1. Enraged flaming titties is 10.

 

[Jason Maher]

What an arse-backwards scale. Why would a Titty Calmness level of 10 mean enraged flaming titties?

 

[Dutchy]

Mis is alive. He just liked a pic of me being a stud on Facebook.

 

[Misanthrope]

Can we ban drew from making fake updates pls.

I agree. No more of that please, Drew.

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Day Three

For a second consecutive night, the moderator staggered in drunk and tried to make sense of a night's worth of ranting and raving. When he finished counting (and he needed both his hands and his feet to do it), it was clear who had to go.

soc123_au is dead. He was Samoa Joe, Bogan Aligned #1 Contender to the TNA World Heavyweight Title.

You are Samoa Joe, Bogan Aligned #1 Contender to the TNA World Title

“Joe’s gonna kill you! Joe’s gonna kill you!” You’re the baddest man in TNA wrestling and the #1 contender to the title. Not that the second point is particularly relevant here.


- Killer: Each night you may turn your talent with violence towards threats to the town. Choose a player to target. They’ll die unless they’re protected.


- Contendership: As the #1 contender, you’re next in line for the gold. If you die, however, a new contender will need to be named. When you die, you may nominate a player to pass your kill on to.


You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

The town had again killed one of their own, but in the wake of Samoa Joe's untimely demise, they decided to split away from the rest of the world. They'd elect their own King in the North.

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In a fit of heart-broken rage, one of them lashed out at the cute kitty cat in the mask. To her surprise, she'd managed to kill a threat.

Drew-Sta is dead. He was Bane Cat, Nefarious Household Pet Aligned Feline Menace.

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You are Bane Cat, Nefarious Household Pet Aligned Feline Menace.

You may appear cute and cuddly at first glance, but inside you’re a nefarious arch-villain who will stop at nothing to take over the house and then… the world.


- Born in Darkness: You were born in the dark. You cannot be targeted at night.
- Killer: You’re an accomplished killer. Each night you may nominate a player to kill. They’ll die in suitably grisly fashion.
- Adorable: You’re a kitty cat! If you’re investigated, you’ll show up as town aligned.
- Bane: If you can manage to quote Bane in your posts, you’ll get +1 to your vote. This will only work once a day. You may need to PM me a link to the post in case I miss it.


You win if you are the sole survivor.

In the wake of this madness, they switched venues. The next night would take place in The Overlook Hotel.

It is now night. The King in the North has been informed.
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[Rebel]

Oh ffs.

vote bunniesman