Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[Parra Pride]

Vote: BM

 

[mickyj]

To be fair KTF it is weekend mornings this has all happened. I've just woken up.

Ok now I can't get past the census. JM called it and says it is true. I checked him out and his power came back he can call a census. If its true town is in trouble. If its not then he can't be good. I think he is good.

IF it is true here is where we stand.

Town Aligned: 12

4. soc123_au. Samoa Joe, Bogan Aligned #1 Contender to the TNA Title.
5. Dutchy. Angus Young, Town Aligned AC/DC Legend.
17. Dragon2010. John Coffey, Town Aligned Miracle Worker.
25. Apey. Diddy Kong Pez Dispenser, Town Aligned Dispenser of Candy.

8 left

Odd Sea Creature Aligned: 4

4 left

Nefarious Pet Aligned: 1

2. Drew-Sta. Bane Cat, Nefarious Household Pet Aligned Feline Menac

0 left

Jock Aligned: 4

4 left

Independently Aligned: 2

2 left

Hipster Fashion Aligned: 1

1 left

Bogan Aligned: 1

1 left

 

[9701]

To be fair KTF it is weekend mornings this has all happened. I've just woken up.

Ok now I can't get past the census. JM called it and says it is true. I checked him out and his power came back he can call a census. If its true town is in trouble. If its not then he can't be good. I think he is good.

IF it is true here is where we stand.

Town Aligned: 12

4. soc123_au. Samoa Joe, Bogan Aligned #1 Contender to the TNA Title.
5. Dutchy. Angus Young, Town Aligned AC/DC Legend.
17. Dragon2010. John Coffey, Town Aligned Miracle Worker.
25. Apey. Diddy Kong Pez Dispenser, Town Aligned Dispenser of Candy.

8 left

Odd Sea Creature Aligned: 4

4 left

Nefarious Pet Aligned: 1

2. Drew-Sta. Bane Cat, Nefarious Household Pet Aligned Feline Menac

0 left

Jock Aligned: 4

4 left

Independently Aligned: 2

2 left

Hipster Fashion Aligned: 1

1 left

Bogan Aligned: 1

1 left

Soc was bogan aligned wasn't he?

 

[mickyj]

yeh but his info looked like he was town and converted. win condition was town and a bogan is still running around looking for friends. must be a cult

 

[Parra Pride]

I was like totally at church.

 

[Parra Pride]

Hillsong church, of course.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

yeh but his info looked like he was town and converted. win condition was town and a bogan is still running around looking for friends. must be a cult

Pretty sure SGL mentioned it already, but last night Hogg couldn't be killed because he was too smelly and repulsive and then later on it said the smelly bogan was still looking for friends.

2 + 2 may equal 5, or maybe not.

 

[mickyj]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVZvSHU60qI[/youtube]

hope this works ive forgotten how to do it

 

[mickyj]

hope did not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVZvSHU60qI

 

[mickyj]

Pretty sure SGL mentioned it already, but last night Hogg couldn't be killed because he was too smelly and repulsive and then later on it said the smelly bogan was still looking for friends.

2 + 2 may equal 5, or maybe not.

so by that i guess we need to lynch him

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Quite possibly. Night killing hasn't worked,

Either he can only be lynched or he needs a certain number of followers before he's vulnerable.

Blocking him tonight might be the go.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

hope did not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVZvSHU60qI

[youtube]BVZvSHU60qI[/youtube]

Your welcome.

 

[Misanthrope]

Day Four

There was plenty of conflicting information going around, but in the end they decided to go with the move that had served them well on so many occasions in the past.

They dragged their man to the gallows and prepared to do him dirty.

Problem was, he smelled so f**king bad that nobody could bear to get near him; not even the smelly asshole.

BunniesMan is not dead. He is Body Odor, ??? Aligned Foul Smell.

(Also, as I forgot to include it in the last write-up due to excessive tiredness)

You are Angus Young, Town Aligned AC/DC Legend.

You’ve got a voice like gravel in a blender and the dress sense of an adult virgin, but damned if you didn’t know how to rock the f**k out.


- Thunderstruck: On every even night, you may nominate a player to kill. They’ll be thunderstruck.
- Dirty Deeds: On every odd night, you can choose a player to investigate. You’ll learn any actions they take that night as well as any actions that target them.
- Free Concert: Once during the game you may nominate two people. They’ll be the only people not invited to your free concert. Everybody at your concert will be roleblocked that night.


You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

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It is now night. The new venue is Westfield Parramatta.

Certain roles have their powers enhanced. Investigations become rather rapey kills.
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[KeepingTheFaith]

f**king inability to edit...*you're

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Ok....so either BM or Hogg are the cult?

If BM is a cult again then f**k me.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Damn it, who the f**k killed Drew? Now we have no list.

 

[mickyj]

i try to keep one but there is so little info actually given Ive got no idea

body odor could be joke aligned?

 

[mickyj]

jock aligned even which would be a funny joke

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

10 Commandments The Rod of Moses The Ark of the Covenant
Dr. Rockso Ragnar Lodbrok Samoa Joe
Shit Role Misanthrope Broken Window
Derryn Hinch Alan Jones Lara Bingle
Danny Sexbang Ninja Bryan 331Erock
Hilary Duff Sebastian Loch Ness Monster
Cliffy's Jock Strap Tube of Deep Heat Horatio from CSI
Sentient Mustache Dr. Weird Flesh Eating Sex Toy
Durza The Mad Man Littlefinger
Jaime Lannister Harry Potter Sheldon
Eddie Van Halen Angus Young - ???? George Washington
Semi Radrara Robert Downey Jr Scott Tenerman's Chili
Chocolate Starfish Holden Gemini Kim Jong-Un
Wile E. Coyote Yosemite Sam Iron Man
Calm Tits MH370 Peeing with a Boner
Yesterday Today Tomorrow
Andrew Fifita's Bulldogs Contract Mitchell Pearce's Origin Career IanG's Love Life
Oy Tom Cullen John Coffey
Bane Cat - ???? Mr Blobby Saddam Hussein
Tony Abbott's Budgie Smugglers Black Chuck Norris Vladimir Putin
Frustrated Uni Student Green Highlighter Body Odor
Crixus the Vampire Squid Gannicus the Flamingo Tongue Snail Sparticus the Kiwa Crab
Cliffy listening to Heaven Butch Getting a Soapy Massage Gunnery Sargent Hartman
Jordan Belfort Jar of iSnack 2.0 Tobias Funke
A Polar Bear Model A Diddy Kong Pez Dispenser A USB Adaptor

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Who is Hogg? No idea who on that list shits on chests.