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Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

Misanthrope

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Night Five

The wizened old man with his stone tablets had a few tricks up his sleeve yet, but he chose poorly when he spoke up that night.

I am the Lord, thy God, he called, but nobody was listening.

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The boy released his owl into the night.

"Deliver my message, old friend," he bade it, before going to do battle with the most evil man in the world.

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The ninja musician followed his target as he picked his way through the streets of Nanjing on his way to God knows where.

As he followed, he spotted a flier on the ground. It read:

Nanjing Fire Twirling Party

He came upon his target and the party's host just as one of the fire batons struck a patch of recently spilled alcohol. The entire place went up in flames.

The ninja and the party animal got out of there, but the man from Westeros wasn't so lucky.

butchmcdick is dead. He was Littlefinger, Independently Aligned Opportunist.

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You are Littlefinger, Independently Aligned Opportunist.

You’re the nefarious, back-stabbing, whore-mongering, sexposition loving scoundrel who has been secretly manipulating the most powerful figures in the Seven Kingdoms from the very beginning, and now you’re turning your talent for exploiting chaos to a whole new conflict.


- Political Maneuvering: You’re adept at getting people to do what your want. Each night you may choose a player to redirect at another player.
- Opportunistic: You’re everybody’s friend and nobody’s at the same time. Whenever you’re targeted to be investigated, you’ll show up as the alignment of the person investigating you. In addition, if you’re targeted to be killed, there’s a 66% chance you’ll bounce the attempt off at another (random) player instead.
- Coup: Like Idi Amin, you’re capable of leading a coup. At any point during the game, you may attempt a coup by targeting a player. If they are the leader of their faction, you’ll kill them and take their place at the head of their faction. However, you may only ‘attempt’ this three times, so choose wisely! If you succeed, you’ll also gain any powers they had.
- Sexposition: Once during the game while you have a vote against your name, you may post a sexy picture (of a woman). All votes against you will instead be given to a player of your choosing. You must nominate this player by mentioning them in the same post as your sexy picture, but they do not need to be the only person mentioned. PM me the actual name.

You win if you are the sole survivor or if your adopted faction outnumbers all other factions.
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In the chaos after the fire, Misanthrope escaped. The ninja, futilely attempting to see if anybody had survived the blaze, found himself suddenly set upon by not one, but two people with murderous intent.

He never stood a chance. One of them beat his skull in while the other clubbed him with their newly claimed TNA World Heavyweight Title contender's briefcase.

cjrankin is dead. He was Ninja Bryan, Town Aligned Obscure Musician/Ninja.

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You are Ninja Bryan, Town Aligned Obscure Musician/Ninja.

You’re some kind of musician, apparently, but Misanthrope is going to ignore that in favour of making you a ninja of the more traditional variety. f**k you for suggesting this shit role, AFS.


- Ninja: You’re a master of stealth. Each night you may PM me the name of a player to follow. You’ll observe their actions. If they happen to be targeting you on a night you’re following them, you’ll kill them with your elite martial arts prowess.
- Jam: Once during the game you may put on a surreal ninja concert. Nominate two people to come to your concert (you’re not very famous). They won’t be able to vote during the next lynch, and you’ll gain their votes instead.


You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
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Putin and the other murderer met one another's eyes for a moment before a third figure came onto the scene.

The boy wizard, wand in hand, singled one of them out and unleashed the killing curse. Against such power, not even mafia protection could stand up.

umina panther is dead. He was Vladimir Putin, Odd Sea Creatures Aligned Totalitarian Dictator.

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The man in leather went to pay a visit to somebody, but instead found himself dazzled by the site of a mythological creature.

Another, hoping to put an end to the sea creature, launched himself into the sea with a barbaric roar as he moved to deliver a jaw-shattering high shot.

But the sea monster was gone.

The Loch Ness Monster is not dead. It is the Loch Ness Monster, ??? Aligned Plesiosaur.

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Back in her apartment, the woman in dire need of a boyfriend was startled when there came a knock at her door.

She opened it to find not one, but two visitors.

One of them was smoking hot and just begging for some scissoring action. The other was already dribbling shit from between its cheeks.

She shrugged. Any yam in a storm.

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The King in the North had so far failed to find success, and he had no more luck on that night when he failed to knock the mustache of his target's face.

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And finally, the smelly man managed to find himself a friend.

Religious figure thwarted by Godless players
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mickyj

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The women in need of a boyfriend is DL.
someone knows nessy

and sorry Bazal but you not fitting into sea creatures does not stand up much anymore. not saying you are but if putin is surely you can be
 
Misanthrope

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Day Six Update

Before anybody had time to really absorb what had gone down the previous night, the boy wizard came into their midst clutching a handful of brooms and some randomly sized balls.

"Anybody fancy a game of Quidditch?"

And you know what? They did!

There will be no lynch today; instead, we'll play a game of Quidditch.

Each player may post a funny picture. You may only post one. The best one will receive:

- Immunity to night kills tonight
- A one off kill to be used in future

In addition, dead players may enter. A dead player who wins gets the above rewards and gets returned to the game.

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BunniesMan

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Well what do you know. UP is bad. Just like I said. 3rd scum I've helped KO. And yet idiots are still suss on me.

WHY CANT WE KILL REBEL
 
Hoggmaster

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mickyj said:
The women in need of a boyfriend is DL.
someone knows nessy

and sorry Bazal but you not fitting into sea creatures does not stand up much anymore. not saying you are but if putin is surely you can be
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I can confirm DL is the girl in need of a boyfriend.

.... I have a counter proposal Mis. I DONT post the pics of you in Manilla and I get the protection :lol:
 
cjrankin

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now to figure out how to post pictures. as a side note, it would be smart for town to not post any pictures except me to try to get me resurrected. just a thought.
 
mickyj

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I was under the impression you were going for up or butch. So I went dl. Could of gone for one of them instead. Well I guess that's the challenge of only talking in public.
 
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