Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[mickyj]

My parents were worried about me too. The doctors assured them it was just a phase.

But they regret not following it up with the specialist in Houston.

 

[Bazal]

Can we lynch the bunny yet?

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

No, but it's a matter of time. The bunny will get his.

 

[BunniesMan]

It would be an epic waste of a day phase.

 

[BunniesMan]

Your hard on for getting me is becoming a farce KTF.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

I'm barely semi, get it right.

A lynch is coming your way. Wasted phase or not, I will lynch you every day phase until I get what I want!

 

[Jason Maher]

What odds KtF has to kill the Bunny for his win condition?

 

[Bazal]

I'd almost be happy to help him win if that were the case....

 

[BunniesMan]

KTF softening on Rebel has me concerned. Is KTF jock and would rather kill an important townie like me instead of someone from the weakest mafia?

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Six

For another night, Moses stepped forward to impart his judgment upon the masses.

Thou shalt not steal, dogslife!

Unfortunately for him, the person attacking him had no qualms with murder.

Fortunately, the pretty woman threw herself in between the two and f**ked the creature into submission.

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Elsewhere, the Misanthrope partied down with his friend for the evening. Unlike the last time's disastrous party, nobody was killed.

In a similarly festive mood, the man in leather tried to party with the footballer, but once again the skillful player offloaded the threat and the leather daddy had to content himself with accidentally choking the abstract concept instead.

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow is not dead.

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The desperate woman finally found somebody she could relate to. He was sweet, sensitive, and good in bed.

Unfortunately for her, he was also a devious coyote intent on catching himself somebody before it was too late. The guillotine came down and lopped off her head.

dogslife is dead. He was Cliffhanger Listening to Heaven While Post Coital, Independently Aligned Vomit Inducing Image.

You are Cliffhanger Listening to Heaven While Post Coital, Independently Aligned Vomit Inducing Image.

The old Cliffhanger was bitter, angry, and opinionated. The new one is all sappy and lame. I miss the old one, narcissism and all.


- Boyfriend: You’re in search of the perfect boyfriend. Each night you may PM me the name of a player to proposition. They’ll be given the choice to be your boyfriend or turn you down.
- Rejected: If you’re rejected, you’ll be furious! You’ll gain a one off kill to use during the next day or night phase. You cannot use this on the person who rejected you.
- We’re in Love: If the person accepts your offer, you’ll be able to communicate and you’ll both change to an alignment based on their character name and yours (like TomKat or Brangelina). You’ll be assigned a new win condition. Once you have a boyfriend, you can no longer attempt to find one. You’ll be given a new role.
- Hate f**k: If you are targeted to be killed before you have a boyfriend, you’ll f**k your attacker into submission. They’ll be silenced the following day. This also protects against the first lynch, killing a random voter.


You win if you are the sole survivor or, once you have a boyfriend, you meet the new requirement.

As a final insult, somebody took a steaming shit on her lifeless corpse.


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The King in the North made good on his threats as he sought out his arch-nemesis, but found his attempt to put the bogan down thwarted when their new ally stepped in to defend their leader.

Body Odor is not dead.

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The angry man with the useless contract had his sights set on putting the boy wizard to bed for good, but his well timed shoulder charge was intercepted, tragically, but a pretty girl.

Ginny Weasley is dead. She was Ginny Weasley, Town Aligned Harry Potter Groupie.

Harry was heart-broken, but fled before the killer could readjust his attack.

The mustache, quivering with frustration, just wished it could get the stink of BO out of it.

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Mustaches: The Town's great white hope.
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[dogslife]

I've been had

 

[Apey]

maybe you had a hidden psychosis passive that made you think you were indestructible when really you were vulnerable

 

[Parra]

Vote : BM

 

[Jason Maher]

Vote: Rebel

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

BM 100% Bogan but protected

PP 100% jock

Rebel 100% sea creature but maybe protected by last sea creature

DB also 95% jock

 

[Jason Maher]

PP is definitely Jock, with a deflection power.

 

[Bazal]

Well all I have is a townie...so who do we think we lynch? BM obviously protected cult is a waste

 

[Jason Maher]

Why would Rebel go to such lengths to avoid getting lynched if he was protected?

 

[Parra]

So who did you go after Bazal?

 

[Parra]

changevote : PP