Random Mafia VII: The Mafia Strikes Back!

[afinalsin666]

what are you saying afs? vig should go for them tonight?

Indeed.

Also, it would be nice if afs told mus a little bit more about himself. Ditto 9701. Now is not the time to hide in the shadows.

I've been in every write up.

 

[Jason Maher]

So, time for a summary?

JM - Tobias Funke (town)
BM - BO (cult leader)
KtF - 3 days (???)
Rebel - Nessie (sea creatures)
PP - Semi (jock)
Bazzi - Mo (jock?)
SGL - Mis (hopefully still town)
Smiley - Wile E. Coyote (???)
Bazal - Super Stealthy Plane (???)
Hogg - So Vain (sea creatures?)
mickyj - Town Bike (jock?)
Parra - ???
afs - ???
9701 - ???

I could see Lara Bingle being Jock Aligned, frankly. She has a reputation to uphold.

One of the 3 bolded is Harry Potter.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

I attach myself to a player of my choice every night, and I get to use their passive and active abilities until the next night phase.

Who did you attach to last night? Because they're jock aligned.

 

[mickyj]

the enemy of my enemy is my friend? unless they want to kill me also
we need to knock off the known bad guys and limit their power and hope some info turns out to show the other bad guys

 

[9701]

Also, it would be nice if afs told mus a little bit more about himself. Ditto 9701. Now is not the time to hide in the shadows.

I am 45 single, I am a Cancer and I enjoy long walks along the beach looking at titties. I am employed full time. I had a heart attack in January 2013 and had 2 stents put into my right hand coronary artery.

But game wise I have a post condition that means I die if I reveal any of my role

 

[mickyj]

check me out if you want jm
im town and i wont die as you will be too busy checking me out. Lara is done with jocks now a days. In fact she hates them.

 

[Jason Maher]

Another attempt:

JM - Tobias Funke (town)
BM - BO (cult leader)
KtF - 3 days (???)
Rebel - Nessie (sea creatures)
PP - Semi (jock)
Bazzi - Mo (cult?)
SGL - Mis (hopefully still town)
Smiley - Wile E. Coyote (???)
Bazal - Super Stealthy Plane (???)
Hogg - So Vain (sea creatures?)
mickyj - Town Bike (jock?)
Parra - Andrew Fifita's Bulldogs Contract (jock?)
afs - Moses (town)
9701 - Harry Potter (town)

 

[Jason Maher]

Frankly, the write up read like the Mo is Jock Aligned. DB and PP we know are two, Bazzi and Parra would make 4. Problem is: who the f**k is the Hipster? Can't see it being Moses (although with Mis' sense of humour, it would kind of make twisted sense). If Lara is the 4th Jock, then the Mo could very well be Hipster. Another question is whether Baz or Hogg is the last sea creature.

 

[mickyj]

imo Bazal or Hogg have to be Sea
has anyone checked out smiley?
he is very fast and it seems based on Putin being sea that it only needs to be a weak link

 

[Rebel]

Yay. You helped us get rid of one of your rival scum. Do you want a cookie?

f**k up JM

 

[Bazal]

I was under the impression we knew the chocolate starfish was sea creatures

 

[Smiley]

AFS is the 10 Commandments.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Frankly, the write up read like the Mo is Jock Aligned. DB and PP we know are two, Bazzi and Parra would make 4. Problem is: who the f**k is the Hipster? Can't see it being Moses (although with Mis' sense of humour, it would kind of make twisted sense). If Lara is the 4th Jock, then the Mo could very well be Hipster. Another question is whether Baz or Hogg is the last sea creature.

Pretty sure Hogg is Bogan Aligned after one of my actions near the beginning of the game. Think I was plowing Belgian babes at the time...

 

[mickyj]

so if hoggs i bogan then who is 4th sea creature?

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

If Hogg has been recruited then Bazal would have to be sea creatures aligned.

 

[Bazal]

And I'm not, therefore Hogg is.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Well then if Hogg is sea creature then he can't be bogan.

 

[Jason Maher]

10 Commandments The Rod of Moses The Ark of the Covenant
Dr. Rockso Ragnar Lodbrok Samoa Joe
Shit Role Misanthrope Broken Window
Derryn Hinch Alan Jones Lara Bingle
Danny Sexbang Ninja Bryan 331Erock
Hilary Duff Sebastian Loch Ness Monster
Cliffy's Jock Strap Tube of Deep Heat Horatio from CSI
Sentient Mustache Dr. Weird Flesh Eating Sex Toy
Durza The Mad Man Littlefinger
Jaime Lannister Harry Potter Sheldon
Eddie Van Halen Angus Young George Washington
Semi Radrara Robert Downey Jr Scott Tenerman's Chili
Chocolate Starfish Holden Gemini Kim Jong-Un
Wile E. Coyote Yosemite Sam Iron Man
Calm Tits MH370 Peeing with a Boner
Yesterday Today Tomorrow
Andrew Fifita's Bulldogs Contract Mitchell Pearce's Origin Career IanG's Love Life
Oy Tom Cullen John Coffey
Bane Cat Mr Blobby Saddam Hussein
Tony Abbott's Budgie Smugglers Black Chuck Norris Vladimir Putin
Frustrated Uni Student Green Highlighter Body Odor
Crixus the Vampire Squid Gannicus the Flamingo Tongue Snail Sparticus the Kiwa Crab
Cliffy listening to Heaven Butch Getting a Soapy Massage Gunnery Sargent Hartman
Jordan Belfort Jar of iSnack 2.0 Tobias Funke
A Polar Bear Model A Diddy Kong Pez Dispenser A USB Adaptor

That's the complete role list, I do believe.

 

[mickyj]

someone is bogan
I still think its mo he just got saved by his attachment to someone else protected

 

[Hoggmaster]

I am neither. There are cases to be made for Bazal and I to be the sea creature. Although I have nothing to do with the sea nor am i a creature, my name is a euphemism and contains a sea creature in it. Bazal is something in the sea and it should not be there.
If we look at powers I look less suspicious:
multivote- definitely town especially in a game where town has so few votes to begin with.
Headline generator with a 50% chance to be wrong- seems very scum.

That said Putin was even less likely to be sea creatures so neither of us may be.

I was also thinking that Samoa Joe was perfect 'jock aligned' (he's a pro wrestler) and may have been recruited from them meaning there are only 3 jocks and 7 townies.

I am not scum and if I were then town were so underpowered the game is not worth playing.