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Night Five
The trio of angry men were out on the prowl again that night, but never did make it to their target.
"I heard you were thirsty," the British man said, "And I thought you might like a drink".
He offered them a flagon of suspicious smelling liquid, but they drank it anyway. They'd be too busy vomiting to do much else.
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The woman with a name that screams Christmas was out to destroy the opposition. She figured the bush of her biggest threat was a decent place to start. Unfortunately for her she tripped on a leg rope. She tried to call for help, but she was out of service. "Damn phone" she muttered " I should have gotten a smartphone"
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The sizable penis found itself targeted by another sizable penis and a ditzy floozy in a skimpy outfit.
It was the stuff of masturbatory fantasy.
Watching from the shadows, the creepy figure smiled at the knowledge that it had found a new friend.
And the shambling corpse man shuddered as he used his own sizable penis to pleasure one of the two sizable penises.
It was confusing.
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The pile of junk found itself called into the pretty girl's office and given a sound shouting at.
Meanwhile, the camp vampire had just finished raising somebody from the dead when he found himself drawn to a website.
"Visit Romania: The Real Transylvania"
Unable to tear himself away, he may have died were it not for the fact that vampires are notoriously hard to lay low at night.
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And somehow, it was a deathless night.
