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Misanthrope

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Day Seven

There wasn't a whole lot of debate.

One of them got on their phone and placed a phonecall, and CWB came swinging by.

"What's up, guys?" he asked innocently. His amiable greeting was soon replaced by frantic struggling as he was dragged to a nearby chopping block and had his not-inconsiderable manhood whipped out and laid across it.

"We're doing this for your own good," somebody consoled him as they brought the ax down.

mickyj is dead. He was CWB's 8" Penis, Threats to Mafia's Continued Existence Aligned Engorged Member

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KeepingTheFaith

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Someone block Whall. If he's the cheerleader then he's more dangerous than just a role block. Very important he's blocked.
 

Misanthrope

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Holly/Parra, was my boss, and the love of Mis' life, I'd say she's the Don.

Even if she is selfish and doesn't reciprocate.

:lol: I think I dated at least two girls in Nanjing that can lay a bigger claim to being the love of my life.
 

Hoggmaster

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Seeing as the Hound was suggested by about 3 people i'm guessing the trio of angry men is 3 Hounds.
 

Misanthrope

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Update is about 10-12 hours away. Flying to Entebbe now and will be busy until we get to our lodge this evening.
 

Dragon2010

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I notice Bazzi is still in the alive list, but only one post thus far. He's been awfully quiet...
 

Misanthrope

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Night Six

The saucy minx in the scandalous outfit had decided to bat her eyelids at a man in black, but found he lacked the required equipment to feel the full force of her feminine wiles.

While she was distracted by the task of showcasing her wares, the shambling corpse man approached, only to be turned away at the last moment by a pretty woman who wanted to have a word.

The trio of cold-blooded killers also had the buxom wench in their sights, but an intriguing article entitled "17 Amazing Fried Chicken Joints and Where to Find Them" distracted them too.

Nothing could distract the adorable little kitten with a thirst for blood. Wiggling its adorable little butt and scrunching up its nose, it launched itself at the foul temptress and tore out her jugular.

whall15 is dead. He was A College Cheerleader, Threats to Mafia's Continued Existence Aligned Hot Bit of Biscuit

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And the man in black was halfway towards achieving his goal.

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Somewhere else, the hot cheerleader found herself being given a lesson in drinking pee and straining shit out of water so she could drink it.

She'd be of no use to anybody tonight.

She might as well have been on her period

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The pile of junk tried to connect to the internet, and in doing so accidentally missed somebody's death a few phases earlier.

Drew-Sta is alive. He is ???, ??? Aligned ???

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The night finished with the shadowy figure who reeked of piss having made another new friend. He was proving to be quite popular.
 
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