Random Mafia VIII

[Parra Pride]

If he's dead does that mean the cult was a fake?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Do we think his bat buddies stay Bat Aligned?

 

[Hoggmaster]

Day Nine​

In the cold light of day, it was blatantly obvious that the Bat Man was a problem. Without his beloved night or any friends to protect him, he made for an easy target.

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Sounds like he had no recruits left

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Thank f**k for that.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Assuming the census was correct and the cult started off as one of the indies, we're left with...

2 Indies (1 identified as AFS, the other someone else)
2 mafia (1 identified as Parra, the other someone else)
9 town

Hmmm. It "seems" like we're in a good spot, but who knows for sure.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

It really is like Diablo Mafia in here now.

Can't even send in my action because I don't have mah role!

 

[9701]

well trolled Mis well trolled

 

[Rebel]

Is there a f**king game being played or what?

 

[Misanthrope]

Despite being in a second world country with limited internet and moving every single day, I am still capable of checking more often than Slackboy, AFS, and roc107 - who are holding the game up.

 

[Rebel]

Serious? Kill the f**kers.

 

[Misanthrope]

Serious? Kill the f**kers.

If only there were people in the game who had the power to kill people...

 

[Rebel]

Are any if them bad f**kers mis?

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Mafia had the ability to recruit. Don't know if they've used it or who on, but they have that ability.

 

[Rebel]

Why hasn't anyone tried to recruit me? I'm f**king adorable

 

[Misanthrope]

Are any if them bad f**kers mis?

When has that stopped you?

 

[roc107]

Despite being in a second world country with limited internet and moving every single day, I am still capable of checking more often than Slackboy, AFS, and roc107 - who are holding the game up.

Sorry, haven't been on. Too busy coughing up my lungs

 

[Misanthrope]

Night Nine​

The duo of angry men found themselves summoned to the boss' office for a sound shouting at. Once again, their plans to kill somebody had been thwarted.

The angry boss' lookalike found herself distracted by a rather fascinating website, so would be unable to turn her ire on anybody else.

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It wasn't all bad news for the angry men, as they had the chance to tour the factory of the world-famous Willie Wonka.

As he sang scary songs and lead them through the world's least hygenic candy factory however, he fell afoul of a shambling corpse man who tore him limb from limb.

Parra Pride is dead. He was Johnny Depp's Characters in Tim Burton Movies, Town Aligned Selection of Roles That Are Actually Pretty Similar

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The shadowy figure found himself being pleasured in ways he'd never imagined that evening, as somebody pushed a rather large plug into his non-existent anal cavity.

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Town were feeling pretty good about their chances, all appeared to be going well. The technology they had was old and trustworthy. Or so it seemed.

 

[afinalsin666]

Damn it, thought i sent it. PP was on the list too

 

[Parra Pride]

Good job, Dutchy.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Damn it, thought i sent it. PP was on the list too

I even told you he would die. :lol:

Ok, so that last part of the write up looks so obvious it has to be fake, right?