Random thoughts

[SDM]

How do you make a Hormone?

Punch her in the guts.

 

[TheRam]

Geez I'm sooo horny...hope the girlfriend comes home soon...or then again Svetlana the maid said she's coming over at around one today. I wonder who'll get here first?

Hmmm...maybe I can talk the girlfriend into a troika of some kind, I mean after all, Svet is on the payroll and maybe I can spin it as just another utilitarian and functuary(is that a word) service? Hmmm.

Ah that's it!!! :idea: Darling Svet's just cleaning out the pipes...and ah...she really has some wonderful tricks she can show you...she says back in Russia she is known as The Princess of the Feather Duster...ummm care to join in?

...hmmm I wonder?

 

[The Engineers Room]

When did this forum become a dear penthouse section?

 

[PJ Marshal]

why do whales beach themselves

 

[SDM]

I wonder how I would look with fake boobs?

 

[The Engineers Room]

Talking of whales, I find it strange that whales, dolphins etc (ocean mammals) are almost constantly holding their breath. Imagine living 80% of your life holding your breath.

 

[Twizzle]

why do whales beach themselves

ask Belly why he does it

 

[PJ Marshal]

ask Belly why he does it

he trys to pick up by doing it

 

[Stagger eel]

I was balls deep in it today..(not literally)

 

[PJ Marshal]

I was balls deep in it today..(not literally)

youd often find yourself balls deep in it at work dood , sh*t storms flaring up left right and centre

 

[parra-matters]

gee that fart stinks.........

 

[hineyrulz]

Derp!!

 

[TheRam]

Yay Rand Paul won today.

 

[hineyrulz]

Australia 7 for 232 in the 50th.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Ernies parties are known to be big and pretty active.

 

[eels81236]

sh*t is good for the ground. I am going to bury myself.

 

[Suitman]

sh*t is good for the ground. I am going to bury myself.

Don't be so hard on yourself mate.
I've only ever thought that you were just pissing into the wind.

Suity

 

[born an eel]

if a bear sh*ts in the woods does anybody hear?

 

[Suitman]

if a bear sh*ts in the woods does anybody hear?

Pardon? Did you say something?

Suity

 

[Twizzle]

Australia 7 for 232 in the 50th.

Sri Lanka in deep sh*t