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afinalsin666

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True, and his character isn't the best. But dammit, he has more athleticism in his little toe than the rest of the roster.
 
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Misanthrope

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The battle between Jose Mestre and Buddy Lively rages on as the crowd looks with anticipation towards the entrance ramp. Who will be next to enter the match?

After having been dominant courtesy of his baseball bat earlier in the affair, Lively is finding the going hard as Mestre battles back into things. After laying the former baseball star out with a suplex, Mestre goes up top to hit the suicide diving headbutt - complete with titanium plate punctuation mark!

5...4...3...2...1

Some risque sounding music hits and millionaire heiress, model, and actress Lydia Hearst-Shaw (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Hearst-Shaw) shimmies and struts her way down to the ring.

"A female competitor? Shouldn't she be in the kitchen?" shouts the clearly old fashioned commentator.

"Yeah!" replies Sugar Man.

The sultry model hits the ring and immediately turns her significant charms on both men - smiling shyly and batting those thick eyelashes at all and sundry. Lively, dumbfounded, drops his baseball bat. The people's champion, Jose Mestre, is quick to snatch it up and lay Buddy out with a stiff blow to the stomach.

He now turns his attention towards the model and sometime 'actor'.

Oh how the tables have turned!

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Participants

Buddy Lively: 2
Jose Mestre: 1
Lydia Hearst-Shaw: 0
 

Misanthrope

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Well, that escalated quickly...

Sting-like, Jose points the baseball bat at Lydia and the crowds roars their approval.

"You!" they shout, giving a little respect to Hulk Hogan. Lydia puts up her hands and offers her best pout, but Jose doesn't seem to be buying it. He rushes at her with eyes full of menace and she does his job for him - clambering over the rope and dashing back up the ramp in terror.

ELIMINATION: Lydia Hearst-Shaw (self)

5...4...3...2...1

Buddy Lively is staggering to his feet as the next participant makes their way out.

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It's sometime star of As the World Turns, Jessica Dunphy! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Dunphy) The fans go mild as the little known actress makes her way toward the ring with a look of fear in her eyes. The baseball bat wielding tumor-riddled maniac clearly fills her with dread.

Will she fair any better than Lydia Hearst-Shaw?

Competitors

Jose Mestre - 3
Buddy Lively - 2
Jessica Dunphy - 0
 
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BDR

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Vote: Buddy Lively

Dunphy was in the Sopranos so she gets a pass
 

MKEB...

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Vote: Hose Mestre... How can you get knocked out early when even part of the tumour has an eye.
 

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