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BDR

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3 for Dunphy, 3 for Lively, and 1 for Jose. Update to come!

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Misanthrope

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Things are really hotting up here as Jose Mestre continues to unleash hell with Buddy Lively's baseball bat. Both the aging baseball player and the delectable Sopranos actor feel the man's wrath,

"This man is beating those two like a red-headed step child!" shouts a commentator on the verge of orgasm, "This is explosive stuff!"

"Yeah!"

5...4...3...2...1

Rule Britannia hits and it's Sir Joseph Ashe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Joseph_Ashe,_1st_Baronet), 1st Baronet! The English Whig MP from the 1600s! There's no sign of the saber he used in his cavalry days, but he's got a dapper swagger and a glove in hand.

Is he? He is! He's slapped Buddy Lively with the glove and issued a challenge! We're going to see some fisticuffs!

The blue-blooded British man unleashes a devestating series of right hands before connecting with a vicious left-handed slap that sends Buddy Lively up and over the top rope!

ELIMINATION: Buddy Lively (by Joseph Ashe)

The crowd roars their excitement as the baseball bat wielding Jose Mestre steps up to the plate - but Joseph Ashe ducks the attempted blow and grabs himself a handful of Mestre's Jatz crackers!

The baseball bat is on the ground and it's Laura Dunphy who has snatched it up. What will happen next?

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Laura Dunphy: 3
Jose Mestre: 3
Joseph Ashe: 0
 

afinalsin666

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Tumor Face is a relic of an era passed. He was great when he had the tumor, his character was dark, and edgy. But since he took the tumor off, his mystique has lessened. I feel he has irrevocably damaged his legacy, tbh.
 

Misanthrope

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"Have at you, scallywag!" shouts Joseph Ashe as he levels a challenge at tumor-face Jose. Babbling something in Portuguese, the former ugliest man in the universe comes off the ropes with a flying elbow.

Ashe locks him in For Queen & Country! The Portuguese man is tapping out but this is over the top rope only! Laura Dunphy channels her Mafioso by bringing the bat down hard on Ashe's back to break the hold - but this is a 17th century gentleman we're talking about. He isn't above striking a woman in hysterics.

A big back-hand sends Dunphy up and over.

ELIMINATION: Laura Dunphy (by Joseph Ashe)

There's no rest for the former Baronet of Twickenham though, but he ducks coolly underneath Jose Mestre's attempted blow from behind and uses the man's momentum to toss him over the top rope as well!

ELIMINATION: Jose Mestre (by Joseph Ashe)

"What are you going to do, brothers, when Rule Britannia runs wild on you?"

Joseph Ashe is all on his own, but he'll soon have company and I don't think he'll be serving tea and cucumber sandwiches!

5...4...3...2...1...

Some decidedly Christian choral music hits and on his way to the ring is Louis Franceson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Francescon), 19th century missionary and founder of the Italian Pentecostal movement. He's got the full Roman Catholic regalia on and he means business.

"Kiss...the...ring," the crowd chants, "Kiss...the...ring!"

But if Sir Joseph Ashe is going to kneel and kiss any ring, it's going to be that of whatever Monarch was in power during his life - not some poncy missionary!

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Sir Joseph Ashe: 0
Louis Franceson: 0
 

BDR

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Two heels going toe to toe, sounds like an Attitude era slobberknocker

vote: Louis Franceson
 

Misanthrope

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That's three votes so far, but we'll need two more to progress to the next entrant.
 

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