Random Wrestler Rumble II

[Misanthrope]

The ring is crowded and it's breaking down into a mess of melees.

The Big Show does make his presence felt early on - delivering KO punches to Evan Bourne, Elijah Burke, and Cesaro in rapid succession.

Randy Savage comes off the top rope to deliver a flying ax handle, but finds himself lifted up and slammed to the ground with a brutal chokeslam.

Curt Hennig rushes right into a thunderous chop from the giant, but Cactus Jack proves himself a wily veteran by attacking from behind with a chop block to the knee.

The Big Show drops to one knee and this prompts Roddy Piper to try his luck. The smart-mouthed kilted warrior rushes in and gets grabbed by the throat, but cuts Show off with a punt to the family jewels.

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CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKKKKKAAAA?

It's Booker T! The former Harlem Heat member rushes out to join the action.

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Vote Count

Cactus Jack: 1
Curt Hennig: 1
Evan Bourne: 2
Randy Savage: 1
Elijah Burke: 1
Roddy Piper: 0
Antonio Cesaro: 1
Big Show: 1
Booker T: 0

 

[Marshall_magic]

God damn......3 guys in my top 10 ever, going to be hard to pick a winner.

Vote: Bourne

 

[The Teach]

Bourne

 

[DB]

Bourne

 

[Martin Bella's Luvhandles]

Cesaro

 

[afinalsin666]

Bourne, chumps voting Cesaro.

 

[mackdadday]

Vote Bjork Burke

 

[pennywisealfie]

Vote: Elijah Burke

 

[Shaun Hewitt]

Vote Cesaro may be IWC flavor of month but not mine

 

[Bulldog Force]

Burke! Well and truly passed the 5 vote limit lol. What happens now throppy?

 

[DB]

I assume he dies in the ring.

 

[Misanthrope]

Booker T finds himself toe to toe with Cactus Jack as he enters the ring, but a kick to the gut is quickly fulled up by the Scissor Kick to put the veteran brawler down.

Evan Bourne comes flying off the top rope, but Booker T catches him.

BOOK END!

See you later!

Elimination: Evan Bourne (by Booker T)

Cesaro charges across and disrupts Booker's momentum with a clubbing blow across the back, but is quickly attacked from behind by Roddy Piper with a swinging neckbreaker.

Elijah Burke, seeing Big Show resting in the corner, lowers the knee braces and signals for the Elijah Express. He charges in... CHOKESLAM!

Burke is out cold!

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Cult of Personality hits and on his way out to the ring is the Straight Edge Superstar, CM Punk!

Vote Count

Cactus Jack: 1
Curt Hennig: 1
Randy Savage: 1
Elijah Burke: 3
Roddy Piper: 0
Antonio Cesaro: 2
Big Show: 1
Booker T: 0
CM Punk: 0
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[pennywisealfie]

Vote: Antonio Cesaro

 

[mackdadday]

Vote Durkey Burke

 

[Shaun Hewitt]

Vote: Antonio Cesaro, 1 more and you're gone!

 

[DB]

Vote burke

 

[The Teach]

I can't believe the hate for the Swiss superman! Vote savage

 

[afinalsin666]

Vote Burke, mofos don't know quality.

 

[Misanthrope]

CM Punk hits the ring at a run, ducks under a clothesline attempt from Big Show, and rebounds off the ropes with a flying elbow to stagger the giant. While Show is regathering himself, Punk launches himself into a corner clothesline on Curt Hennig.

Meanwhile, Elijah Burke and Booker T are brawling in one corner and the Booker man has got the upper hand. He tosses Burke over the top rope, but the former ECW star grips the ropes and drops a shoulder into Booker T's midsection before re-entering the ring with a springboard guillotine to the back of Booker's head.

Randy Savage and Cactus Jack have made a temporary alliance and treat Roddy Piper to a double suplex that puts the kilt-wearer down and out.

Antonio Cesaro, emulating his Wrestlemania XXX feat of strength, has somehow lifted Big Show up and is hauling him powerslam style towards the top rope. Show manages to slide out, however, and blasts Cesaro with the KO Punch to put a stop to that.

CM Punk has taken a break from beating on Cactus Jack, and is in time to haul Roddy Piper up onto his shoulders.

GO TO SLEEP!

Elijah Burke charges across.

GO TO SLEEP!

Burke stumbles back against the ropes, and Punk hits a high Muay Thai style kick to send him over. He again lands on the apron, but Punk lays him out with a clothesline.

Elimination: Elijah Burke (by CM Punk)

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Jim Ross: You've got to be kidding me! What a star-studded Royal Rumble!

It sure is! John Cena, wearing the chains and throwback jersey of his edgy rapper days, is on his way out to join the fun!

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Vote Count

Cactus Jack: 1
Curt Hennig: 1
Randy Savage: 1
Roddy Piper: 0
Antonio Cesaro: 3
Big Show: 1
Booker T: 0
CM Punk: 0
John Cena: 0

 

[DB]

Cena