John Cena gets his usual mixed reaction as he enters the ring, and immediately goes Superman on virtually everybody in the ring.
Rather than using their obvious numbers advantage to take the Doctor of Thuganomics down, the eight other men in the ring patiently wait for their turn before charging in and being laid out with a clothesline.
Antonio Cesaro gets lucky enough to eat the blue thunder driver, and it's from this position that Cena launches into the Five Knuckle Shuffle.
He hits it, but gets attacked by Cactus Jack as he gets up.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
Roddy Piper and Curt Hennig rush over to get a piece of Cena, but he stacks the pair up and hits a DOUBLE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
Jim Ross: This man can't be beaten!
JBL: Call it early, guys! There's your Royal Rumble winner.
McMahon: God, I want to be so far inside that man that his hiccups can jerk me to completion.
Cesaro has staggered to his feet, and finds himself unceremoniously tossed over the top rope by Super Cena.
Elimination: Antonio Cesaro (by John Cena)
John Cena turns around with both hands raised, and finds himself choking down his own balls after a football style punt from CM Punk.
Punk hauls Cena to his feet and treats him to a little Go 2 Sleep before tossing him out and dusting his hands like he's just taken out the garbage.
Elimination: John Cena (by CM Punk)
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Here comes the King of the Night,
Kenny King!
Vote Count
Cactus Jack: 1
Curt Hennig: 1
Randy Savage: 1
Roddy Piper: 0
Big Show: 1
Booker T: 0
CM Punk: 0
Kenny King: 0
