Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[eels_fan]

Oh, so he can jump apparently.

 

[hineyrulz]

Yay!!

 

[JokerEel]

Tago scores why not jump for the ball earlier merkin

 

[Delboy]

Getting mauled here, embarrassing to play Tago in first grade , he’s RMC level. Dylbro appears confused with all the cash and tfr talks. Tualagi is a turnstile in defence as usual.

My daughter and wife have left in disgust to do a jigsaw puzzle, and they hold Season Tickets, the life of a Parra fan in 35 minutes

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Here's the comeback...

 

[senior]

Theres this coach in the super league, I think he coaches the leeds rhinos

Could be a good replacement

 

[hineyrulz]

Worst half I’ve ever seen since

Worst I’ve seen since 2011/12.

 

[TheParraboy]

Remember when we beat Dragons 44-40

Comeback is on

40-6

 

[Gronk]

Lol, Tago jumps for our first try of the season.

They kicked to Lomax, only Lomax was over the other side. Shambles.

 

[Pazza]

The Melbourne spine is on hard today

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That’s the bullshit f**king thinking that’s got us looking like SG Ball team. Everyone waiting for someone else to do it

Yeah, it'll be fine brah, just wait three years ffs

 

[Parra Cheeses]

FMD. Embarrassing.

The only positive I can see is that several players will be having their cards marked. I expect several signings for next year. We need a lot more players moved on asap.

Next year!!! FFS

 

[hindy111]

No shit....we have 5 maybe 6 players out, at the same time trying to bring in some youngsters.....of course storm out classing us...they are full strength..

Outclassing is one thing. That was one of the worse halves I've seen us play ever.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

40 to 6 at full time - it is full time right fellas??

 

[hindy111]

Yeah, it'll be fine brah, just wait three years ffs

What? Most the squad is BAs

 

[Das Hassler]

Bellamy will be pissed about that..
.get ready for worse in the 2nd half

 

[the phantom menace]

My daughter and wife have left in disgust to do a jigsaw puzzle, and they hold Season Tickets, the life of a Parra fan in 35 minutes

Can they piece together the puzzle of how we can put together a decent squad of 30 players, that will actually have a go and put in some effort...? That's one jigsaw that seems pretty difficult for the Eels to solve.

 

[DaveMc]

Kelma just shirks hard work

 

[Pazza]

Why offload, honestly

 

[hineyrulz]

Kelma has cost us 4 tries.