Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[JokerEel]

Can Kelma be hooked again? Caused that try

 

[Obscene Assassin]

So all that talk of Ryles fixing things was all a hoax hey? Big talk all off-season

 

[hineyrulz]

Kelma what a lazy POS.

 

[Parra Pride]

Only way we don’t cop a massive score is if Melbourne ease up.

 

[84 Baby]

I’m not going to shoot Ryles but I was hoping for something a bit more competitive. At least if they went on camp with ropes, the players might have had some fun. This looks like we’ve changed coach and a couple of players and we’ve thought that’ll be enough, we don’t need to train

 

[Lemon Squash]

This has Jillaroos v England vibes

 

[Pazza]

Melbourne as playing so well even when they drop the ball is goes backwards lol

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Did they sign a defensive coach? These guys are useless today

 

[eel01s]

FMD. Embarrassing.

The only positive I can see is that several players will be having their cards marked. I expect several signings for next year. We need a lot more players moved on asap.

 

[hineyrulz]

What are you watching? We look like a NSW cup side

He watches like normal with blue and gold glasses.

 

[the phantom menace]

Now we have no coach to blame can we admit that some other clubs just have better rosters than we do?

Very passive/surrender-monkey approach to the (club/coaching) problem of getting improvement and development out of your troops.

 

[Wally21]

I’ve just realised whats wrong, we have been training for Vegas next year with the field being 12 metres narrower

 

[84 Baby]

It will take 3yrs to clean up the mess left.

That’s the bullshit f**king thinking that’s got us looking like SG Ball team. Everyone waiting for someone else to do it

 

[the phantom menace]

Kelma jammed and f**ked everything from there

Yep, again. I'd believe it - there's nowhere we can hide the guy in the defensive line, other than at fullback .

 

[hineyrulz]

Wow!!

I’m out.

 

[DaveMc]

That’s disgraceful. They’ve been abysmal, but that’s just humiliating.

 

[Wally21]

What was Iongi doing?

 

[84 Baby]

Ryles might be the first coach sacked this year

 

[JokerEel]

Last game in the NRL for Kelma?

 

[muznik]

Not enough Gutho !