Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[hineyrulz]

Is Cartwright injured??? Surely he can’t be worse than a sloth like Kelma.

 

[JokerEel]

Is Cartwright injured??? Surely he can’t be worse than a sloth like Kelma.

He was on Instagram taking photos at the beach yesterday

 

[the phantom menace]

Thanks for that lazy penalty in the ruck, Kelma....

 

[Noise]

Kelma is f**ked

 

[Wally21]

f**k me, Kelma.

 

[hineyrulz]

Kelma is f**ked

Was extended into the off season. We have lost almost every tackle so far.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Fire Kelma into the f**king sun. You’re inviting that merkin Grant to milk it if you start wriggling in the ruck.

 

[the phantom menace]

Is Cartwright injured??? Surely he can’t be worse than a sloth like Kelma.

He might have had to go to his brother's wedding... or something.

 

[Wally21]

Wow.

 

[eels_fan]

Wow. A front rower scoring untouched in the middle of the field

This could be 80 points

 

[Avenger]

We are f**ked. Literally look like we are a reserve grade team.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

2 sets in storms half, give away 2 penalties next set, both lead to tries..

 

[Noise]

That was embarrassing

 

[Gronk]

No line speed.

 

[King-Gutho94]

I expect Kelma to be on @Avenger shit list by 6pm

 

[Jake the snake]

Is BA still coaching defence ?

 

[JokerEel]

Wow that's terrible

 

[Avenger]

Fire Kelma into the f**king sun. You’re inviting that merkin Grant to milk it if you start wriggling in the ruck.

I can’t stand him. He’s f**king terrible

 

[Soto]

Milked the penalty and then they go on and score...

 

[Lemon Squash]

Bring back BA!