Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[PARRA_FAN]

Brown isn't switched on, if he wants to take the big bucks, by all means go.

This performance is already worse than 2024

 

[eels_fan]

Wake me up next week

 

[84 Baby]

There is f**k all effort in defence. We’re just praying a teammate completes the tackle 5 times and we field the kick.

This’ll be 50 by halftime

 

[DaveMc]

The edges look like they haven’t met one another

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

I didn't think our defence could get worse from last season...but here we are

 

[Wally21]

f**king pathetic AND we have to listen to this f**king fluffer Voss. What a f**king cock

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[JokerEel]

Lomax back to the wing?

 

[eels_fan]

What have we done this off season ?

6 months of what?

Moses isn’t changing this result.

all the talk of fitness and we look lethargic as hell

 

[the phantom menace]

So was that Lomax or Guymer running way of of line... to attempt an intercept I presume?

Think I might go back to watching X-Files reruns at half time.

 

[Eelementary]

Did we change coach at all?

Because it sure doesn't look like it.

 

[Tooooks]

The only thing that will prevent a record defeat is them taking their foot off the gas in the second half. Which they don’t typically do.

 

[AnonymousLurker]

I don’t think Moses is injured , he knew it was going to be a flogging , so made up his injury so wouldn’t have to be on the ground

 

[84 Baby]

The edges look like they haven’t met one another

Edges? There’s 4 man gaps between every defender

 

[JokerEel]

f**king pathetic AND we have to listen to this f**king fluffer Voss. What a f**king cock

Yep this is what's more annoying he sounds like he is enjoying us being pumped

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Any side with only 40% of the ball, against a full strength Storm, is going to make some poor tackle attempts!

Storm just too good...not a lack of effort

 

[hineyrulz]

Imagine following a team you could be proud of.

What’s that?? It’s been a while.

Volkman is a massive liability in defence.

 

[Soto]

Did anyone really expect us with 8 from top 30 out to make it a contest
Just sit back and laugh...we may be watching the premiers and the spooners in the same game from rnd 1

 

[TheParraboy]

Bring back...





Trent Barrett

 

[Parra Cheeses]

f**king pathetic AND we have to listen to this f**king fluffer Voss. What a f**king cock

I like Vossy. Greg Alexander would be painful