Rd14: Parra v Tigers GAME DAY THREAD @ BankWest Stadium 13/6/21

[hineyrulz]

BA as coach?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I still remember after the salary cap scandal BA fronted the media and said "There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." Genius.

How about when the deadshit fan told Arthur's he was the worst coach he'd ever heard of and Arthur's replied "But you have heard of me."

 

[Bandwagon]

I'm a big fan of BA's "I have a dream" speech, f**king cracker it was.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Nobody talks about me. Thanks for making me feel bad.
Motherf**ker.

But everyone talks about Mik.

 

[hindy111]

But everyone talks about Mik.

That's because he had a parrot on his shoulder.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm a big fan of BA's "I have a dream" speech, f**king cracker it was.

I have a dream that one day every faction shall be exalted, every pool demolished to make way for a stadium, the fringe first graders will not be nuffies, our halfback will not be a mincer, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

 

[crocodile]

I have a dream that one day every faction shall be exalted, every pool demolished to make way for a stadium, the fringe first graders will not be nuffies, our halfback will not be a mincer, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

And we'll stay under the cap.

 

[crocodile]

Nobody talks about me. Thanks for making me feel bad.
Motherf**ker.

People wave at you don't they.

 

[Gazzamatta]

I'm a big fan of BA's "I have a dream" speech, f**king cracker it was.

Is that the one about him picking up his daughter's dogs sh*t?

 

[84 Baby]

Oscar Wilde had a few too. Did gaol time for being a shirtlifter. Not sure if that's where his inspiration came from.

You’re thinking of Wilbur Wilde

 

[Bandwagon]

Is that the one about him picking up his daughter's dogs sh*t?

No, that's the "we shall fight them on the beaches" one you're thinking about there.

 

[Bandwagon]

You’re thinking of Wilbur Wilde

My mum's ex partner was a mate of Wilbur's, we got got backstage passes to a Skyhooks concert in Brisbane cause Old 55 were the support, I woulda been maybe about seven I guess, got a glass coke yo yo signed by Shirl.

 

[Gary Gutful]

No, that's the "we shall fight them on the beaches" one you're thinking about there.

Ah yes, the famous speech that old mate gave before the Cronulla riots started.

 

[84 Baby]

My mum's ex partner was a mate of Wilbur's, we got got backstage passes to a Skyhooks concert in Brisbane cause Old 55 were the support, I woulda been maybe about seven I guess, got a glass coke yo yo signed by Shirl.

Just so many euphemisms…

 

[Bandwagon]

Just so many euphemisms…

.............and that's even after I left out the bit where Shirl was walking about in leopard print jocks

 

[Twizzle]

That's because he had a parrot on his shoulder.

*between his legs

 

[TheRam]

I have a dream that one day every faction shall be exalted, every pool demolished to make way for a stadium, the fringe first graders will not be nuffies, our halfback will not be a mincer, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

That "flesh" bit gave me a boner. Always a sign of a great speech.