Rd15: Parra v Storm GAME DAY thread (20/8/20)

[Incorrect]

They won't.
We will kick one in the opening set to make sure we start fast, and will lead 1-0 for the first 12 minutes.
Then we will wilt under the pressure and they will score 3884 converted tries in 68 minutes to win 23304 - 1

Geez, sounds like some game!!

The Kayo Mini replay will go for longer than the actual game to fit it all in....

 

[eels_fan]

I’ve liked the talk out of the boys and BA this week.

I think we’ll come out of hibernation and win, and win well.

first 10mins are most crucial imo. Need to smash them in energy and effort and set the tone.

 

[strider]

They won't.
We will kick one in the opening set to make sure we start fast, and will lead 1-0 for the first 12 minutes.
Then we will wilt under the pressure and they will score 3884 converted tries in 68 minutes to win 23304 - 1

One of our silly merkins will flop in as the try is being scored and the video ref will award them a potential 23304. We will then spend hours watching them take the 11,650 shots at goal

 

[hineyrulz]

I’ve liked the talk out of the boys and BA this week.

I think we’ll come out of hibernation and win, and win well.

first 10mins are most crucial imo. Need to smash them in energy and effort and set the tone.

No club talks as well as the Eels, unfortunately they never seem to be able to back it up.

 

[Malabar Eel]

I know what that merkin looks like.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

I assume form the fact that there are still tickets available that our members have not taken up all the allocation?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pretty simple equation this week. If the full strength Parra team can't easily overcome the team the Storm are playing with tonight, then we are a snow balls chance of coming close to them if they're at full strength in the Finals.

Spoken and authorised by Gusmunk.

 

[TheParraboy]

Don't care Storm are under strength (no one would care if we were) , we may not even play them again this year, hope we turn it on and belt the crap out of them

We started the demise with the Drongos in rd 3

Lets do the same with the Storms..

 

[Incorrect]

One of you Twitterer's around these parts probably can tell us, who were the 2 to drop out of the 21 so far??

EDIT - found the answer myself... Taka and Smith drop out of the 21

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Why is he giving us the bird?

 

[Incorrect]

Why is he giving us the bird?

I see a thumbs up... Must be only giving the bird to you....

 

[Gary Gutful]

I see a thumbs up... Must be only giving the bird to you....

What a merkin.

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

Why is he giving us the bird?

Cause your a dumbmerkin.

 

[Kornstar]

I have had a rethink and I think the Storm will win 36-4.

 

[84 Baby]

If Scum don’t destroy us by 50, they’re no hope of premiership

 

[Gary Gutful]

Cause your a dumbmerkin.

Shouldn't you be getting ready to choke your chicken when we inevitably lose tonight?

 

[Gary Gutful]

He'll pop a load for every Storm try. It could be baby powder by the second half.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Pretty simple equation this week. If the full strength Parra team can't easily overcome the team the Storm are playing with tonight, then we are a snow balls chance of coming close to them if they're at full strength in the Finals.

Depends on how we've prepared. We will probably be more focused leading into a finals match. We could approach this one like we've already got it won.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Depends on how we've prepared. We will probably be more focused leading into a finals match. We could approach this one like we've already got it won.

Against a team that seems to always flog us? I doubt it, especially after a loss.