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Recruiting for France : urgent

StormHi

Juniors
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I would be more then happy to play for you if you are willing to take a 33 Year old with arthritic hands and a bad knee I would be happy to accept 200k a season so long as you pay for my daily medical bills.

I am a bit out of shape but could offer you a good hard 5 minutes a game at an elite lvl and I promise you I would give you 30% of the 100% you would expect from me.

I can't Kick or tackle and can barely run (see bad knee) but would be able to flop into the odd tackle so long as you can promise me I won't hurt myself.

PS do french Chicks dig Footy Players??
 
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Tim Moltzen goes alright at fullback, he's still young as well, sign him up on a long term deal, you can't go wrong with that.
 

ParraEelsNRL

Referee
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27,714
LOL, as if Avignon need any help, they're sitting 3rd on the ladder and would've been first last week had they decided to play footy instead of playing lets beat the shyte out of the opposition.
 

SoftSydney

Juniors
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550
I would be more then happy to play for you if you are willing to take a 33 Year old with arthritic hands and a bad knee I would be happy to accept 200k a season so long as you pay for my daily medical bills.

I am a bit out of shape but could offer you a good hard 5 minutes a game at an elite lvl and I promise you I would give you 30% of the 100% you would expect from me.

I can't Kick or tackle and can barely run (see bad knee) but would be able to flop into the odd tackle so long as you can promise me I won't hurt myself.

PS do french Chicks dig Footy Players??


Sounds like u need to be put down mate!
 
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