request- i need your all help picking up girls

[Jobdog]

Help picking up girlz eh bro? Rohypnol duz da trick.

 

[Sowardfan93]

youz are all stupif

 

[chefman21]

How is it in this day and age that language and grammar has taken a backward step?

 

[Twizzle]

How is it in this day and age that language and grammar has taken a backward step?

we've had a lot worse

 

[LESStar58]

I did adult dating sites and took one ho to sizzler in villawood and treated her like a woman but then she never answered my calls again and i dun no why. shes stupid.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Martli]

Cant believe IanG hasn't shared his tips with us yet. He's usually got a good list of ideas on most topics.

 

[Flapper]

but we have a saying in canada bay

:lol:

 

[madunit]

Tips on how to pick up chicks:

Lift with your knees, not with your back.

Furthermore, it's got nothing to do with what you say or do. A woman knows within 3 seconds of seeing you whether they like you physically or not. If the chick ain't making eye contact and smiling etc with you, then you ain't gonna get any.

In lieu of all that try a few pick up lines:

"Hey, do you like clocks?"
"I guess"
[grab crotch] "Well put 2 hands and a face on this"

or

"I've got a 8 inch boner with your name all over it"

or

"wanna f**k?"
"No!"
"You wanna just lie there while I have one then?"

 

[StormChaser]

Classy! lulz

 

[Monk]

come back thuggdogg. i need some tips m7

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Nice bump Monk. C-dogg to T-Dogg.

Nowhere near as creepy as MsAnneThrope though....

 

[dogslife]

Sounds like a nice young man I hope things worked out for him

 

[Misanthrope]

I love it. Where was this chap when I was still sporting V's?

 

[MsAnneThrope]

Oh wow. I kind of regret my other thread now.

This kid has me looking like a bulldog eating custard

 

[BunniesMan]

Was thuggggggggdogggggg ALWAYS like that?

 

[Monk]

Was thuggggggggdogggggg ALWAYS like that?

I think you mean MC fleXmaster Fly

 

[madunit]

We can only assume my stellar advice worked.

Not surprising really.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Man that guy was the definition of troll.

 

[madunit]

Man that guy was the definition of troll.

You're the definition of a dumb merkin, but we don't go about posting it.

 

[Alba]

Next time you go out, wait until you see a girl you like. Then go up to her, and in your most seductive voice, sing this to her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

Hahahaha