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Rockstar..there is no shame.

carcharias

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I'm in shock.
Their doing it again...was it not enough to see the biggest wankers ever assembled in one place strut their stuff once?

No no no ....but wait , it get worse ...a lot worse.

They are looking for another singer...
and the band is.

Drums - Tommy Lee of big penis and Pammy Ando fame
Bass - Jason Newsted of bad hair and fleeting Metallica fame
Guitar - Gilby Clarke of fashion accessory to axel and who was ever left in Guns and Roses at their demise.

Now wait for it....they will be called

SUPERNOVA

All they need now is some sepo poser with as fake name to lead them into true shame.
 

Munky

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Haha Gilby Clarke was thrown out of the Gunners for not being able to write songs so how the hell are these guys going to write music?
 

Sean7

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Jason Newstead apparently left Metallica because he didn't like the direction their music was heading.

Looks to me like he's finally found a band that'll give him creative freedom and the chance to thrash out once again. Sounds awesome. Plus he'll have a stylist to show him what a "true" rock star really looks like. Hopefully he'll give us a few fist pumps per song to show us how truly rockin' he really is too (I'm sure there'll be a choreographer on hand to show him how it should be done). What a deal, it's every musicians dream.

SUPERNOVA - Sounds explosive.
 

strewth_mate

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Odds on the songs have already been written and the album will be recorded the day after they get the singer
 

Ron Jeremy

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Ummm i think it would be pretty good, I've yet to see a better drummer then Tommy, anyone that can flick the sticks while upside down must be pretty talented. Gilby i heard left because he had a falling out with Axl and at the time couldn't cope with the pressure ( 12 years or so ago) which isn't unusual and Jason whom since left... Metallica have gone way down the drain and sound nothing more then Nickleback.

It could be worse
 

Ron Jeremy

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carcharias said:
I'm in shock.
Their doing it again...was it not enough to see the biggest wankers ever assembled in one place strut their stuff once?

No no no ....but wait , it get worse ...a lot worse.

They are looking for another singer...
and the band is.

Drums - Tommy Lee of big penis and Pammy Ando fame
Bass - Jason Newsted of bad hair and fleeting Metallica fame
Guitar - Gilby Clarke of fashion accessory to axel and who was ever left in Guns and Roses at their demise.

Now wait for it....they will be called

SUPERNOVA

All they need now is some sepo poser with as fake name to lead them into true shame.

True shame? true shame would be musicians like these not performing!

Lets just examine where these blokes have come from and IF they qualify-

( rough estimates)

Motely have sold what 35 million?

Metallica 60 million?

Gunners 35-40 million?

They sound like they come from a fair pedigree if you ask me, bands that in their hey day ruled the world, and brought a new dimension to rock.

Nothing wrong with being a poser, aslong as you can deliver, Tommys penis size alone deserves more recongnition:lol:
 

carcharias

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Ron Jeremy said:
True shame? true shame would be musicians like these not performing!

Lets just examine where these blokes have come from and IF they qualify-

( rough estimates)

Motely have sold what 35 million?

Metallica 60 million?

Gunners 35-40 million?

They sound like they come from a fair pedigree if you ask me, bands that in their hey day ruled the world, and brought a new dimension to rock.

Nothing wrong with being a poser, aslong as you can deliver, Tommys penis size alone deserves more recongnition:lol:

True shame I say.

That show is putrid ...the concept ...the sell out factor ..the whole thing is appalling.

These has beens should have know better.

Tommy Lee is a fargen joke...hows his MTV going back to college reality show?????
seppo wanker of the highest order.
Cavalera sh*ts all over him.
 

SpaceMonkey

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Ron Jeremy said:
Lets just examine where these blokes have come from and IF they qualify-

( rough estimates)

Motely have sold what 35 million?

Metallica 60 million?

Gunners 35-40 million?

They sound like they come from a fair pedigree if you ask me, bands that in their hey day ruled the world, and brought a new dimension to rock.

It could be argued though that these three while being decent musicians, basically hitched a ride on the songwriting talents of Nikki Sixx, Hetfield/Ulrich and Axl Rose respectively. None of them were particularly central to their bands' success (withthe possible exception of Lee).
 

carcharias

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SpaceMonkey said:
It could be argued though that these three while being decent musicians, basically hitched a ride on the songwriting talents of Nikki Sixx, Hetfield/Ulrich and Axl Rose respectively. None of them were particularly central to their bands' success (withthe possible exception of Lee).
no arguement there...
they were all just making up the numbers for a while in a famous band....and all easily replacable.

If Tommy had a little dick he would've been out of the band.:D
 

Gene Krupa

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I don't know what was sadder in the last show. A bunch of wannabe Hutchences who were lame at best or the bunch of old men who won't let an ober thing die!
 
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