Roosters make top 40

[Wobbygong]

Taken from another forum:

You have to laugh, well those with a sense of humour...................

Sydney Roosters Fan

Rorting hard to make us winners
always fiddling with the pays

a father, son left to carry on
another Grand Final loss is his pain
oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

well he's a city ford disciple
no junior league you’ll find
their buying like a cyclone
across the Bondi sky
oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan


he believes that god is Phil Gould
he gets a latte when he can
he spends his time at Bondi

still mad at Walkers hands
he's a simple man
where ethics are not told
his head stuck in the sand
oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

well he loves a little backdoor
someday he'll make a good wife
writing tonnes of poetry
is the one love of his life

he‘ll get no premiership tomorrow
his teams now done its dash
it’s got no heart or spirit
Just interested in the cash

oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan
oh oh oh he's a Sydney Roosters Fan
oh yeah
yes he is
well he's a Sydney Roosters Fan
oh
ma ma . . . . . . . i tell you he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

(bv)
Sydney Roosters
Sydney Roosters Fan

yes he is

(bv)
Sydney Roosters
Sydney Roosters Fan

i wanna tell you he's a Sydney Roosters Fan

 

[m0j0]

That's very clever. I'm laughing on the inside.

 

[Wobbygong]

Come on guys you're still the minor premiers!

 

[gregstar]

Come on guys you're still the minor premiers!

:lol:

 

[gregstar]

also maintained your title of reigning runners up!

 

[tigpie cam]

this is gold!!
trolls all over the place,love it
how does it feel knowing that 95% of league fans would rather the cheating rapists win the GF over you guys.

 

[Southern Rooster]

Come on guys you're still the minor premiers!

That is just about the funniest line of the week so far. :lol: :lol:

 

[gregstar]

how does it feel knowing that 95% of league fans would rather the cheating rapists win the GF over you guys

i wouldn't go that far

 

[roosterspremiers2002]

oh but tigpie would

you see if you tied both his hand up he would be useless......no typing or wanking

oh hang on
it's useless now

its a kiwi......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[tigpie cam]

oh but tigpie would

you see if you tied both his hand up he would be useless......no typing or wanking

oh hang on
it's useless now

its a kiwi......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

laughing at your own jokes,you and stsae brothers or partners?
yes i live in nz and am happy to be overpaid by the natives but i am not a kiwi,actually i lived in bondi till i was 20,a place you probably have never been to.
enjoying your 1bdrm flat with stsae and cockburn in marrickville are we?
and all this talk of wanking,do you have a problem with wanking?

you are spot on,i jerk off everyday weather i fu(k my girlfriend or not,what can i say,im a horney man.

as for the tweezers,keep them dude ,except sprinkle some pepper over ya little weener wait till it sneezes then catch the lil worm and beat it hard.

16-13

we are going round in circles here

come again

 

[melon....]

this is gold!!
trolls all over the place,love it
how does it feel knowing that 95% of league fans would rather the cheating rapists win the GF over you guys.

Its hilarious because it proves 95% of fans are dickheads. :lol:

 

[# 8]

this is gold!!
trolls all over the place,love it
how does it feel knowing that 95% of league fans would rather the cheating rapists win the GF over you guys.

Its hilarious because it proves 95% of fans are dickheads. :lol:

Just like you Sir Epod

 

[ozzie]

this is gold!!
trolls all over the place,love it
how does it feel knowing that 95% of league fans would rather the cheating rapists win the GF over you guys.

Its hilarious because it proves 95% of fans are dickheads. :lol:

I bet 95% of Coughs, Coughs, Cougns harbour supported the dogs - soory TiPie but you really are an idiot - come back and tellus how good you team is or was?? oh that's right they really are nothings

 

[eelsta]

this rooster bashing is ridiculous,lets start a new bash thread yes thats right lets all bash brian smith

 

[pyro]

It really is sad that everyone hates the Roosters just because they are successful. The Roosters would have to be probably the nicest bunch of guys in the NRL. Plus they do a huge amount of charity work. Us Roosters supporters arn't too bad either 8) ;-)

The Sydney Roosters - The only team to play every season since 1908

GO ROOSTERS !

 

[tigpie cam]

all that money
all those resources
all those internationals
all those coaches

1 premiership win in 2002 when the overwhelming favourites get booted out for what you guys do so well.

not my idea of success

the roosters: regular season benchmarks.....grand final gimps!!!

 

[Rooster Cogburn.]

The Roosters still have bragging rights over 13 NRL clubs.

 

[Rooster Cogburn.]

Imagine a Tiger's supporter paying out the Roosters. :lol:

 

[STSAE]

oh but tigpie would

you see if you tied both his hand up he would be useless......no typing or wanking

oh hang on
it's useless now

its a kiwi......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

laughing at your own jokes,you and stsae brothers or partners?
yes i live in nz and am happy to be overpaid by the natives but i am not a kiwi,actually i lived in bondi till i was 20,a place you probably have never been to.
enjoying your 1bdrm flat with stsae and cockburn in marrickville are we?
and all this talk of wanking,do you have a problem with wanking?

you are spot on,i jerk off everyday weather i fu(k my girlfriend or not,what can i say,im a horney man.

as for the tweezers,keep them dude ,except sprinkle some pepper over ya little weener wait till it sneezes then catch the lil worm and beat it hard.

16-13

we are going round in circles here

come again

A pisser.

NFI.

:lol: :lol:

 

[miccle]

Imagine a Tiger's supporter paying out the Roosters. :lol:

:lol:

I was just thinking that myself.

Enjoy the attention though Roosters fans... I do miss the Bronco bashing which occurred in our heyday. Sure, we're still hated... but when your team is the focus of everyone's anger, you know they're doing well 8)