Round 11 vs Big Face & The Warriors - Team List Thread

[Bazal]

I was trying to see just how bad the pun could get.

I reckon Salmon puns have run their course. It's an upstream battle to find a good one...

 

[Twizzle]

I was trying to see just how bad the pun could get.

well you succeeded

 

[Eelogical]

I reckon Salmon puns have run their course. It's an upstream battle to find a good one...

It's the ones you reject that makes yours the best.

 

[Gazzamatta]

I heard Salmon is being chased by the bears.

 

[hybrideel]

well you succeeded

Someone just got schooled about salmon jokes

 

[hindy111]

I dont want to go against the tide but is salmon really that good?

 

[Bazal]

I dont want to go against the tide but is salmon really that good?

You watch mate, the rest of the year will show he's a lot better than the average chum

 

[Eelogical]

You watch mate, the rest of the year will show he's a lot better than the average chum

 

[hindy111]

You watch mate, the rest of the year will show he's a lot better than the average chum

I heard he gets around with a leather jacket

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

well you succeeded

This is what I'd hoped. Look below and above now.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I reckon Salmon puns have run their course. It's an upstream battle to find a good one...

f**k, off and die lol.

 

[emjaycee]

I reckon Salmon puns have run their course. It's an upstream battle to find a good one...

I reckon Jaemon will end up in the centres for us and we could have a Hall of Fame of premiership winning centres comprising Jennings, Salmon Ella Kenny and Cronin.

 

[Eelogical]

I reckon Jaemon will end up in the centres for us and we could have a Hall of Fame of premiership winning centres comprising Jennings, Salmon Ella Kenny and Cronin.

On a scale of 1-10, that's a 3.

 

[emjaycee]

On a scale of 1-10, that's a 3.

Well we are all scraping the bottom of the barrel that's fish sure.

 

[Kornstar]

A few years back I was up on the Gold Coast for a weekend with a mate as we went to one of the ones on Cavill Ave. Got a lap dance was boozed and this chick was dirty talking. Naturally I thought it was to keep me there longer and was asking for my number. She tells me to tell her the phone number and we can catch up tomorrow. She couldn't right it down but she told me she would remember it. Yeah right..

So I leave and low and behold a text. She says lets catch up tomorrow.

It was all a bit too easy but I met her for a drink and lunch around mid day at the Hogs breath or some crap place. One drink in she says "you know you didn't have to take me out". So with that we finished our drink and went straight back to my hotel, my mate just laughs as we go into the bedroom and get the job done.

The whole time I am thinking, "wait, is this going to cost me money, she was so hot (stripper hot) so I was worried". It kind of ruined it a bit for me to be honest.

Anyway, she hopped up and said catch you later! We used to stay in touch on FB she had 2 kids and was all of about 30.

Argh, good times.

Seriously, that is outstanding!!! That's kind of the dream isn't it?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Salmon's no longer a smokey either.

I reckon Salmon puns have run their course. It's an upstream battle to find a good one...

I heard Salmon is being chased by the bears.

It's the ones you reject that makes yours the best.

I dont want to go against the tide but is salmon really that good?

Someone just got schooled about salmon jokes

 

[Bazal]

You've cast a wide net quoting all that rubbish mate

 

[Gary Gutful]

You've cast a wide net quoting all that rubbish mate

Shut your fish hole!

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Shut your fish hole!

Sock red in the eye, Gary.

 

[Bazal]

Sock red in the eye, Gary.

Are you saying that you want him to give me the ol sockeye?