Round 11 vs Big Face & The Warriors - Team List Thread

[strider]

hell, up here they got busted a few years back for giving hand jobs with lap dances

who f**king complained?!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Probably Max, can't be spending too much money.

 

[TheParraboy]

who f**king complained?!!

im gonna take a stab in the dark here and say cleaners?

 

[Happy MEel]

im gonna take a stab in the dark here and say cleaners?

Is that a euphemism?

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

hell, up here they got busted a few years back for giving hand jobs with lap dances

In the booth? webjet here i cum.

 

[hineyrulz]

Being on jizzmop duty at a strip club or peep show wouldn’t be much fun.

 

[Twizzle]

who f**king complained?!!

the cops

you cant help but wonder how they found out

 

[Stevie]

A few years back I was up on the Gold Coast for a weekend with a mate as we went to one of the ones on Cavill Ave. Got a lap dance was boozed and this chick was dirty talking. Naturally I thought it was to keep me there longer and was asking for my number. She tells me to tell her the phone number and we can catch up tomorrow. She couldn't right it down but she told me she would remember it. Yeah right..

So I leave and low and behold a text. She says lets catch up tomorrow.

It was all a bit too easy but I met her for a drink and lunch around mid day at the Hogs breath or some crap place. One drink in she says "you know you didn't have to take me out". So with that we finished our drink and went straight back to my hotel, my mate just laughs as we go into the bedroom and get the job done.

The whole time I am thinking, "wait, is this going to cost me money, she was so hot (stripper hot) so I was worried". It kind of ruined it a bit for me to be honest.

Anyway, she hopped up and said catch you later! We used to stay in touch on FB she had 2 kids and was all of about 30.

Argh, good times.

 

[Gronk]

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2018/05/17/eels-v-warriors-team-list-update/

With 24 hours to go until kick off, Arthur has updated his squad to 19 players with Jaeman Salmon and Ray Stone dropped off the extended bench.

Parramatta Eels side
1. Clint Gutherson
2. Bevan French
3. Michael Jennings
4. Brad Takairangi
5. George Jennings
6. Corey Norman
7. Mitch Moses
8. Daniel Alvaro
9. Cameron King
10. Peni Terepo
11. Beau Scott
12. Tepai Moeroa
13. Manu Ma’u

Interchange

14. Will Smith
15. Suaia Matagi
16. David Gower
17. Marata Niukore

18. Josh Hoffman
19. Siosaia Vave

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2018/05/17/eels-v-warriors-team-list-update/

With 24 hours to go until kick off, Arthur has updated his squad to 19 players with Jaeman Salmon and Ray Stone dropped off the extended bench.

Parramatta Eels side
1. Clint Gutherson
2. Bevan French
3. Michael Jennings
4. Brad Takairangi
5. George Jennings
6. Corey Norman
7. Mitch Moses
8. Daniel Alvaro
9. Cameron King
10. Peni Terepo
11. Beau Scott
12. Tepai Moeroa
13. Manu Ma’u

Interchange

14. Will Smith
15. Suaia Matagi
16. David Gower
17. Marata Niukore

18. Josh Hoffman
19. Siosaia Vave

That really will take the limelight off Stone.

 

[strider]

Might be hard to crack the 17 when you are no longer in the squad

 

[Incorrect]

A few years back I was up on the Gold Coast for a weekend with a mate as we went to one of the ones on Cavill Ave. Got a lap dance was boozed and this chick was dirty talking. Naturally I thought it was to keep me there longer and was asking for my number. She tells me to tell her the phone number and we can catch up tomorrow. She couldn't right it down but she told me she would remember it. Yeah right..

So I leave and low and behold a text. She says lets catch up tomorrow.

It was all a bit too easy but I met her for a drink and lunch around mid day at the Hogs breath or some crap place. One drink in she says "you know you didn't have to take me out". So with that we finished our drink and went straight back to my hotel, my mate just laughs as we go into the bedroom and get the job done.

The whole time I am thinking, "wait, is this going to cost me money, she was so hot (stripper hot) so I was worried". It kind of ruined it a bit for me to be honest.

Anyway, she hopped up and said catch you later! We used to stay in touch on FB she had 2 kids and was all of about 30.

Argh, good times.

I'm calling it now - this post by Stevie will be the most interesting and exciting thing associated with the game and this thread...

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm calling it now - this post by Stevie will be the most interesting and exciting thing associated with the game and this thread...

I thought it was a bit vulgar.

 

[Incorrect]

I thought it was a bit vulgar.

And you LOVED it!!!

RTS apparently out of the Warriors team for tomorrow night's game... Thats gotta bring us back within 20-30points doesn't it??? Hey folks???

 

[Happy MEel]

*

I thought it was a bit vulgar.

*vulvar

 

[Bazal]

So, RTS is out, and the Warriors have been granted dispensation to bring in Nikoll-Clocktower....despite having Gerard Beale in the 21.

I thought the whole idea of naming 21 is that the 17 comes from that 21 barring absolute disaster?

 

[T.S Quint]

That was a different situation, they wanted to bring in a top 30 player into their 21 player game squad after it had already been named.

Still, should have been told to f**k off anyway.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

That really will take the limelight off Stone.

Salmon's no longer a smokey either.

 

[Twizzle]

Salmon's no longer a smokey either.

you trying to take over from Parra Pete with the dad jokes

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

you trying to take over from Parra Pete with the dad jokes

I was trying to see just how bad the pun could get.