Rugby League Epitaphs

[Lambretta]

Laugh all you want merkins
How many of you have an award named after you?

Paul Carige

 

[Walt Flanigan]

Nick Politis - We’ve got it in the bag

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Josh dugan "ouch that hurts"

 

[Lambretta]

Shut up about those f**king pigeons Gus - Ray Warren

They're seagulls - Phil Gould

I said f**king shut it merkin - Ray Warren

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Mario Fenech: I've gotta go to Nowra

Also Mario Fenech: Fat! Fat!

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Tony Grimaldi : I Told You What I Did Wasn't Easy

Greg Florimo : Go With The Flo

Jason Taylor : And He's Flying (Down) A Stairway To Heaven

Luke Rooney : No TABs in the Afterlife either.

Paul Gallen : Someone Turned Off The Lights

 

[Lambretta]

Scott Sattler
I made more than one f**king tackle

 

[no name]

Scott Sattler
I made more than one f**king tackle

Todd ‘Skinny’ Byrne

f**k Scott Sattler and his one f**king tackle.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Scott Sattler
I made more than one f**king tackle

Also George Gregan's.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Leon bott "but im really fast"

 

[Lambretta]

Brad Thorn (only works if buried.....)

If you're Aussie, no a Kiwi, lie quite still
If you're Aussie, no a Kiwi, lie quite still
If you're Aussie, no a Kiwi, not sure what you are really,
If you're Aussie, no a Kiwi, lie quite still

 

[peter file]

Jeff Fenech - "what time is it"?

 

[Dragon_psa]

Cummins:

6 more.....syke!

 

[firechild]

James Roberts.... More speed than Oxford Street.

 

[Marshall_magic]

Joe Williams
At least I could kick 40/20s

 

[Willie Ray]

Steve Blocker Roach........" Here lies a big bopper."

 

[taipan]

Greg Hartley" it's good to be manly."

Stephen Dank to the tune of ACDC 'Dirty deeds and done dirt cheap."

 

[TheFrog]

How could I forget the immortal words of Mark Gasnier

f**k me, fire up, squirt sauce

You have, clearly. It was spurt sauce.

 

[Dragon_psa]

Mark Gasnier - Toey human to the last

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Chris walker "you dont pay me to tackle"

Cant remember which club it was at the time