Rumoured and Confirmed Signings and General Drivel XIV

[Poupou Escobar]

He's coming over Friday.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Who is?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Robinson Crusoe.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pretty sure Pou Pou meant Paul Robinson from Neighbours.

 

[strider]

nah - he meant paul's dad, jim robinson

 

[Gary Gutful]

Actually, he might have been referring to Scott.

 

[Snoochies]

RUGBY league player Russell Packer has been sentenced to two years' jail for a drunken assault in central Sydney.

The assault occurred outside the Chambers Hotel in Martin Place in November last year.
Packer punched a man in the face multiple times and stomped on his head as he lay motionless on the ground.
The victim suffered two fractured bones to his face.
Packer pleaded guilty in the Downing Centre Local Court on Monday to assault occasioning actually bodily harm and failing to leave a venue.
The court heard the Newcastle Knights recruit had no criminal record.
Magistrate Greg Grogan said the 24-year-old's behaviour was cowardly and deplorable, and sentenced him to two years' jail.
The sentence came as a surprise to Packer's lawyer, who told Mr Grogan he had "absolutely no idea" he was considering jail time.
Packer appeared stunned as two corrective services officers led him out of the courtroom.
Packer's legal team indicated it would appeal the sentence.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/...uilty-to-assault/story-fnihsfrf-1226795747105

 

[hindy111]

I had a pear for breakfast

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If stomping some merkin's head doesn't give you jail time, what does? f**kwit.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

If I was the victim I would rather take the matter into my own hands than let the court deal with it.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

What would you do to him mate?

 

[Maroubra Eel]

What would you do to him mate?

I'd chop his nuts off.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

An throw a water bomb at his car.

 

[Bigfella]

Murderers wouldn't get much punishment under maroubra's system

 

[Bigfella]

Sounds like his lawyer did well.

 

[butch82]

some one posted on twitter semi has re-signed for 2 more years.
not sure if true or not

 

[jimmy77au]

Jamal Idris Titans -> Panthers
Brad Tighe - Panthers -> Gold Coast Titans

http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/sp...-titans-jamal-idris-to-join-penrith-panthers/

 

[hineyrulz]

Sounds like a fair swap :lol: You would Hope the Tits got some sort of compensation.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

They would have freed up room under their salary cap.

 

[hindy111]

Penriths recruiting has left ours for dead.
In the last two yrs - Lewis brown-Segyaroo-Roberts-Sika manu-Whare-Kite-Wallace-Soward-Idris-K.Naiquama-Eljah Taylor-Peachey-

Smart recruiting, watch out for this team next year