Rumoured and Confirmed Signings and Other Assorted Crap VII

[Poupou Escobar]

...and I thought your last piece of tripe was the best post ever!

This takes the cake!

So the plan never involved success? It was simply to get us exactly where we were but with different, unproven and untested players?

No success involved in the plan at all?

There mustn't have been because after his third year we'll be up shit creek but with a bunch of youngsters. Nevertheless, up shit creek.

Success would follow on from this in the 4th, but most likely 5th, year. But it's only a 3-year plan so you can't count that.

Let's not forget we're now being shown that fact that this "3-year plan" also leaves us in a position where we find it hard to attract marquee signings.

Fantastic plan!

Do you ever stop to think how much of a f**king moron you are, boy? Do you ever pause to reflect on the meaningless dribble that eminates from that keyboard of yours?

Whoah. That's a hell of a strawman.

The quality of next year's squad will prove the success of Kearney's rebuild. Or it won't.

You'll just have to have some patience, and being a f**king whinger it's going to be hard for you.

#BraceYourselfmerkin

 

[oldmancraigy]

Whoah. That's a hell of a strawman.

The quality of next year's squad will prove the success of Kearney's rebuild. Or it won't.

You'll just have to have some patience, and being a f**king whinger it's going to be hard for you.

#BraceYourselfmerkin

Could you at least just say SK was ok at the recruiting but crap at the coaching?

#HappyToBeProvedWrongIsn'tIt?

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Could you at least just say SK was ok at the recruiting but crap at the coaching?

#HappyToBeProvedWrongIsn'tIt?

Poupou has gone into meltdown over this sacking. It's f**king hilarious.

 

[Gronk]

Poupou has gone into meltdown over this sacking. It's f**king hilarious.

I think he needs a hug right now.

 

[FAT570]

"They the eels aspire to hire Stuart but The Australian was told that the NSW coach was reluctant to join the Eels"

 

[FAT570]

"They aspire to hire Stuart but The Australian was told that the NSW coach was reluctant to join the Eels. Who can blame him? Coaching Parramatta has become a poison chalice. Bellamy is also likely to come on its radar but why would he turn his back on one of the game's most stable clubs in Melbourne to join the Eels".

Kearney did that and look what happened to him.

 

[Geronimo]

Welcome back Brian Smith

 

[fanaticeel]

Welcome back Brian Smith

I always thought Smith was a very good coach however he won't be back here.

 

[SDM]

I always thought Smith was a pencil necked geek.

 

[El Diablo]

Brad Walter ‏@BradWalterSMH
if you need crisis management hire @JodesHawko - she starts at Eels on Monday. After years of experience at Roosters nothing can faze her

presume this isn't a piss take but have nfi who she is

 

[El Diablo]

https://twitter.com/caronlef/status/226115042502909952 Caron L ‏@caronlef
@bradwaltersmh @JodesHawko Serious? Best news I've heard all day

https://twitter.com/caronlef/status/226115042502909952


Jodie Hawkins ‏@JodesHawko
@caronlef @bradwaltersmh ha, thanks guys. Destined to happen on my watch! Sure it'll be fine, & yes, dealt with much worse!

 

[Gronk]

That's cos the other dude is off to London.

 

[caylo]

presume this isn't a piss take but have nfi who she is

from her linkedin page:

Current: Communications Consultant (Owner and Operator) at Active Communications & PR Past:Senior Account Manager at Liquid Ideas, Media and PR Manager at Sydney Roosters, Events and Ticketing Manager at Parramatta Eels, Marketing Coord... Education: Macleay College, Inaburra High School Summary:I have worked in PR and Marketing Communications for over a decade across a number of fields including tourism, sport and leisure.

http://au.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Jodie/Hawkins

 

[The EELiminator]

if she is so good at crisis management why did we just hire her now?

 

[Gronk]

if she is so good at crisis management why did we just hire her now?

Prolly cos we're odds on for the spoon in 2013 & 2014 plus 2014 is an election year.

 

[Jake the snake]

Prolly cos we're odds on for the spoon in 2013 & 2014 plus 2014 is an election year.

Kearney is gone you dumb mofo. Can you start being a little positive FMD!!:crazy:

 

[Casper The Ghost]

That's cos the other dude is off to London.

f**k Gronk, we can do better than that for half the price.
You look after legalese fiction and I'll look after pr & marketing
and together we'll spin doctor the league world into believing overnight
the Eels are now a 2012 premiership threat and break new ground with earth shattering stories like......

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Could you at least just say SK was ok at the recruiting but crap at the coaching?

#HappyToBeProvedWrongIsn'tIt?

Tell me this - why have we gone worse this year with a supposedly better roster? Kearney coached last year as well, so how much can the change in results be due to the coach?

Why has the team gone considerably worse in the second season under three successive coaches?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I always thought Smith was a pencil necked geek.

Whomever we get will be compared to Hasler, so why don't we get him off the Bulldogs?

He broke his Manly contract early so why not his current one? It's like if your missus had another boyfriend when you met her. You should always know she's only ever on temporary loan. Because all the other blokes do.

#Let'sSignThatWhoreUp

 

[DJShaksta]

Tell me this - why have we gone worse this year with a supposedly better roster? Kearney coached last year as well, so how much can the change in results be due to the coach?

Why has the team gone considerably worse in the second season under three successive coaches?

Chris Sandow