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  1. Gary Gutful

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    This is true. He is actually a big Jackie Chan fan and practices his moves in front of the mirror. Also, Mrs Tomkins puts his peanut butter sandwiches in brown paper bags for him to take to training. After trying cling wrap for a while he reckons the brown paper bags are much better and keep his sandwiches much fresher.

    While he eats his sandwiches him and his mates share their conspiracy theories about how the English salary cap auditor Evan Scherbet is out to get their club and always favours the London Broncos.

    Top bloke Tomkins. I reckon you'd like him.
     
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    LOL:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Casper will have this thread knocked off by the weekend.
     
  7. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Hmmm that suggests that, on average, the dividend payable for us losing each of our remaining games is about 1.175 (equates to approx 14.6% chance of us winning each game.....on average).
     
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    Be nice if a mod can delete those recent posts of caspers.
    Selfies should be contained to sigs and avatars.
     
  9. Joely01

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    Are we signing Michael Weyman?
     
  10. I bleed blue & gold

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    I thought he was really ordinary in the tonga v samoa game the other night
     
  12. parra pete

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    Joe Picker...Eels or Dragons...
     
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    Heard Roberts could be moved on mid-season to play rugby over seas
     
  14. Noise

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    So the SMH is reporting we may release Roberts this season. Good news. What is most concerning is that they reckon he is on over $200 000. Who the f**k would pay that much for a reserve grader?
     
  15. natheel

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    Not concerning when it frees up that money for someone else
     
  16. The Colonel

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    About time. Said he was useless when he originally signed. Unfortunately I have been proven right.
     
  17. strider

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    i'm sure we can somehow make it Ando, Hages or Reddy's fault
     
  18. strider

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    oh god - i jusy saw big face running the water
     
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    I believe the figure for Ben Roberts that was being thrown around at the time was $250,000
     
  20. strider

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    i believe someone also relayed that they were reliably informed that roberts was on much less than anyone would think ..... so who knows? maybe ben?
     
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