Rumours and Stuff

[Poupou Escobar]

who would even bet on this shit?

Tara Rushton if she's smart

 

[RazorRam0n]

Do you seriously think players are training until 5pm every day?

nope i didn't bring up 5pm. i immediately thought he meant 5am as per above

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Traffic from the city to Parramatta is worst at about 5pm FFS. I'm sick of you merkins being such a bunch of dumb merkins.

 

[RazorRam0n]

Fair enough. In all honesty I wouldn't give a shyte about traffic if it meant I was going home to bang Tara Rushton.

i like your line of thinking, but wouldn't the logical thought there be you'd want get home as fast as you can? wouldn't want the traffic any stickier than it already is!

 

[RazorRam0n]

who would even bet on this shit?

tim simona

 

[Happy MEel]

i like your line of thinking, but wouldn't the logical thought there be you'd want get home as fast as you can? wouldn't want the traffic any stickier than it already is!

As long as you're home 2 minutes before bed, what does it matter?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Two minutes?!? Surely you can shower in the morning. At 8am after training ready for the drive home from Parramatta.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Traffic from the city to Parramatta is worst at about 5pm FFS. I'm sick of you merkins being such a bunch of dumb merkins.

It was a fairly cringeworthy exchange.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Cronk is such a weird dude that he has probably worked out that training between 1am-3am upside down gets him in the best 'frame of mind'.

While everyone is battling traffic he is likely meditating and praying to the footy goods after his daily meal of puréed mung beans.

 

[chiefy1]

Cronk will be joining the Bulldogs.

Desi has already signed him

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He left sports science behind years ago. These days he's all about sports alternative science. In fact he decided in his late teens to forswear sexual intercourse until he was in his mid 30s. Needless to say he is looking forward to it.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Cronk will be joining the Bulldogs.

Des has already signed him. You heard it here first.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Cronk will be at the Eels

Also you are not first Gary

 

[84 Baby]

Cronk will be at the Eels

Also you are not first Gary

Swifty broke it before Cooper did

 

[Swiftstylez]

Swifty broke it before Cooper did

I'm not one to toot my own horn but...

*beep beep*

 

[Stevie]

Some merkins on twitter are referring to Tara Rushton as Yoko Ono.

This really made me laugh.

Reminds me of a wedding I went to on the South Coast two months ago. There was an Asian lady there with a straight cut fringe my mate was referring to as Yoko and we all thought it was pretty funny. He proceeded to tell a guy standing next to us about 15minutes later only for the guy to tell us that it was his wife.

It was the most awkward, horrible, yet fantastic thing that happened all day.

 

[Happy MEel]

Means nothing but Fox Sports have us odds on at this stage.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl...utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=FoxSportsAus

 

[hineyrulz]

What sort of coin would it take to nab Cronk???? 1.3m - 1.5m per season????

I'd much rather throw 800k at someone like Widdop and then have money left over for a decent dummy half and another quality middle forward. But if we did manage to somehow get Cronk i wouldn't be too upset.

 

[Happy MEel]

Perhaps our new whizz bang board have some wealthy connections that are parra supporters that want to help out the club.

 

[84 Baby]

Means nothing but Fox Sports have us odds on at this stage.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl...utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=FoxSportsAus

Means plenty. Rushton does work for them

What sort of coin would it take to nab Cronk???? 1.3m - 1.5m per season????

Depends how many of those generous Melbourne TPAs follow him north