Rumours and Stuff

[Gary Gutful]

I remember when I was a kid my future self visited me in a time machine and told me in October 1986 "Hey kid, you know that grand final the Eels won last week - savour it, you won't be seeing another one for a looooooong time".... I wasn't kidding!!

That never happened.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pffft like they would need an hour

They might not but you would when watching it back in slow motion.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I remember when I was a kid my Dad and I would Facetime each other while streaming the game on Live Pass.

That's nothing. These days when I watch the footy I get visited by my future self and a bunch of future Eels Cheerwomen, and when we win they get really down and dirty. Though, in this future world, the planet has been Fubared, and there are no devices and every berk has to go and watch the footy, and they can't take photos of the ladies, coz there are no cameras anymore, and so they have to employ real artists to quickly jot down the essential details of my congress with the Cheerwomen.

 

[Dibs]

They might not but you would when watching it back in slow motion.

Still only lasts 15 minutes

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I remember when I was a kid my future self visited me in a time machine and told me in October 1986 "Hey kid, you know that grand final the Eels won last week - savour it, you won't be seeing another one for a looooooong time".... I wasn't kidding!!

Why didn't you ask yourself who would win? And then support them. And bet on them.

 

[Avenger]

Apparently we have missed out on our big name signing.

 

[Noise]

Apparently we have missed out on our big name signing.

Staying at his club or moving to a new one?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

No one cares about that anymore.

 

[Avenger]

Staying at his club or moving to a new one?

No one cares about that anymore.

 

[Incorrect]

That never happened.

Check the record books merkin - Parra won the 1986 grand final

Period

 

[84 Baby]

Apparently we have missed out on our big name signing.

I blame you and your big blabber mouth

 

[eels_fan]

So it was either

Teddy ---> Roosters
Woods ---> Dogs

?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That's nothing. These days when I watch the footy I get visited by my future self and a bunch of future Eels Cheerwomen, and when we win they get really down and dirty. Though, in this future world, the planet has been Fubared, and there are no devices and every berk has to go and watch the footy, and they can't take photos of the ladies, coz there are no cameras anymore, and so they have to employ real artists to quickly jot down the essential details of my congress with the Cheerwomen.

Does your future self join the congress or just watch?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Does your future self join the congress or just watch?

No, he just stands there and shepherds the future Cheerwomen along the line of ecstasy.

 

[Bazal]

When I was a kid we had to watch football on one of those old TV's with the huge back and them rabbit ear antennas, and all we had to eat were No Frills plain chips.

I'm sorry, I can't go on....

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

When I was a kid we had to watch football on one of those old TV's with the huge back and them rabbit ear antennas, and all we had to eat were No Frills plain chips.

I'm sorry, I can't go on....

Yeh, well we couldn't afford rabbits ears, had to suffice with rabbits tails, even after having to lick road clean with tongue.

 

[Bazal]

No, he just stands there and shepherds the future Cheerwomen along the line of ecstasy.

I met my future self once. He told me that for the world to survive I had to die, otherwise I would become patient zero for a particularly virulent strain of syphilis after a night on the town with Gary.

Obviously this came as something of a shock, but being the selfless bloke I am I swallowed my fear and killed him right there and then....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

No, he just stands there and shepherds the future Cheerwomen along the line of ecstasy.

Just to be clear, the 'future cheerwomen' are grown women from the future who are cheerleaders or is this something we should be calling the cops about?

 

[Bazal]

Yeh, well we couldn't afford rabbits ears, had to suffice with rabbits tails, even after having to lick road clean with tongue.

We used the tails as cotton buds. They worked out ok unless you got the one with a bit of blood. Then you were always wondering if it was pestilence again or just some stupid rabbits blood.

We lived in Western Sydney so usually it was pestilence

 

[The EELiminator]

Apparently we have missed out on our big name signing.

seeing it all fell through why can't you say who it was now