Rumours and Stuff

[hineyrulz]

FFS. I just wanted to know if youse all thought he would be a good signing.

Joseph Smith going by this thread of late.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Joseph Smith going by this thread of late.

?? Whom is Joseph Smith?

 

[Bazal]

FFS. I just wanted to know if youse all thought he would be a good signing.

Thanks Pandora

 

[Bazal]

Joseph Smith going by this thread of late.

 

[hineyrulz]

Dum dum dum dum dum.

Have you seen the book of Mormon Baz??? Hilarious.

 

[hineyrulz]

?? Whom is Joseph Smith?

The Mormon Prophet who spoke to Jesus apparently.........

 

[hindy111]

Can we take it too the non footy chat thread.

 

[Bazal]

Dum dum dum dum dum.

Have you seen the book of Mormon Baz??? Hilarious.

Nah mate not yet

I'll get there one day, keen as

 

[hindy111]

Nah mate not yet

I'll get there one day, keen as

Where you going?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's true, I was trying to base my response to Gronk's quote.

It should be 'What does God say will happen to people who do X?'.

I'm sure the Koran says we'll go to hell. The Old Testament might say it too, even though the New Testament has Jesus making wine out of water.

Should drinkers really be offended? I'm not. But that's because my drinking habits aren't central to my identity. Much like my sexual preferences.

 

[Gronk]

I'm sure the Koran says we'll go to hell. The Old Testament might say it too, even though the New Testament has Jesus making wine out of water.

Islam.com says there are seven levels of hell, depending on how much you f**ked up.

Once in hell BTW they do feed you. One of the foods is ghislin which is the only nourishment a sinner can get in hell. It is the puss which comes out from skins of the tortured sinners also in hell.

 

[Bazal]

Islam.com says there are seven levels of hell, depending on how much you f**ked up.

Once in hell BTW they do feed you. One of the foods is ghislin which is the only nourishment a sinner can get in hell. It is the puss which comes out from skins of the tortured sinners also in hell.

So it's like eating at Taco Bell...?

 

[Gronk]

So it's like eating at Taco Bell...?

LOL my son got food poisoning at a Taco Bell in Chicago and said that it was 3 days of hell.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Islam.com says there are seven levels of hell, depending on how much you f**ked up.

Once in hell BTW they do feed you. One of the foods is ghislin which is the only nourishment a sinner can get in hell. It is the puss which comes out from skins of the tortured sinners also in hell.

BYO grog I bet

 

[Gronk]

BYO grog I bet

There are two other foods down there, bitter fruits from trees. You could ferment them and make moonshine prison style. I mean what are they going to do to you if they catch you ? Sodomy and fire n shit happens on a daily basis FFS. Come at me bro.

 

[Incorrect]

Khawaja is not going onto social media and saying that alcohol is bad and that consumers should get 80 lashes or get their hands cut off (which is what happens in some dry Islamic countries).

150 lashes....

 

[Gronk]

150 lashes....

Is this like an auction ?

250 lashes.

 

[El Diablo]

Please refer to Law.com a

lol

 

[hineyrulz]

150 lashes....

Is that a really shit beer they make you drink???

 

[El Diablo]

Qantas Wallabies bro

nope

he was called to meet the ARU seeing there is no such organisation called the Qantas Wallabies

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