Rumours and Stuff

[Gazzamatta]

Head coach these days is football manager/coaching director/etc. The actual coaching (skill development, tactics, etc) is all done by assistants. Strategy is done by the head coach.

Except where the head coach considers himself the assistant coach as well.

 

[Gary Gutful]

YOUR A f**kEN DECTOR!

 

[Eelogical]

YOUR A f**kEN DECTOR!

I apologise. I spent the day in Byron Bay.

 

[eels81236]

I hear Jack Bird released before June 30. I’d take him.

 

[hineyrulz]

Just engage him as a consultant and pick his brains on the phone. He’s a social leper and weirdo and shouldn’t be allowed near any of the players or admin staff.

He speaks highly of you as well.

 

[Noise]

I hear Jack Bird released before June 30. I’d take him.

And play him where? He doesn't fix our middle forward / hooker problem. We have too many outside backs as it is.

 

[Bazal]

I hear Jack Bird released before June 30. I’d take him.

Yeah, nah

 

[eels81236]

And play him where? He doesn't fix our middle forward / hooker problem. We have too many outside backs as it is.

13. Jack Bird.

 

[Gazzamatta]

I hear Jack Bird released before June 30. I’d take him.

Pass. Sharks for sure. They just released Hodko. That would give them 800k easy.

 

[Bazal]

13. Jack Bird.

So we're f**king Brown off?

Brown>>>>daylight>>>>Unfit fat Bird

 

[Noise]

13. Jack Bird.

13. Brown

You want to make our forward pack even smaller by adding jack chicken legs bird to it?

 

[Gary Gutful]

He speaks highly of you as well.

Every f**ken Parramatta player from the last 20 years thinks you are the world’s biggest merkin.

 

[hineyrulz]

Every f**ken Parramatta player from the last 20 years thinks you are the world’s biggest merkin.

But I love you.

 

[hineyrulz]

A fit Bird would who gives a shit would be a good edition to any side, but the fat lazy lump at the Broncos wouldn’t be good enough for Wenty.

 

[Bazal]

Every f**ken Parramatta player from the last 20 years thinks you are the world’s biggest merkin.

Not quite. Lorenzo Ma'afu fking loved him

 

[Gary Gutful]

But I love you.

Ditto.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Not quite. Lorenzo Ma'afu fking loved him

Stop inventing names.

 

[Bazal]

Stop inventing names.

Sorry, Mr my-completely-real-name-is-Gary-Gutful

 

[eels81236]

Once they reduce the interchange even further then skill > size.

Mannah to ambassador.
Brown to 8
Bird to 13

Simples

Fat? BA will sort him out. Or something like that.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Bird would be a pretty good 80 minute edge forward. If he wasn't fat.