Rumours and Stuff

[strider]

@Barry O'Speedwagon ... Stevie's been doin' burnouts on your front yard ... I bet he blocked your f**kin driveway too

 

[strider]

I bet you did.

So he gave his old ute a blowie and entered his new car

FFS, Some merkins love their cars too much

 

[IFR33K]

So he gave his old ute a blowie and entered his new car

FFS, Some merkins love their cars too much

Life’s not only about footy, merkin.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

You’re not Australian, if you don’t know what a blown Ute is.

Is it as good as a fully blown Ute?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

@Barry O'Speedwagon ... Stevie's been doin' burnouts on your front yard ... I bet he blocked your f**kin driveway too

He probably is, but I tricked him by moving house about 12 years ago.

 

[Twizzle]

I’m not quite sure if this is English or not.

its bogan speak

 

[T.S Quint]

You’re not Australian, if you don’t know what a blown Ute is.

I’m assuming it’s some kind of sex position, right?

 

[T.S Quint]

its bogan speak

I grew up in Campbelltown so I’m pretty attuned to bogan speak. Must be a regional dialect.

 

[Stevie]

I grew up in Campbelltown so I’m pretty attuned to bogan speak. Must be a regional dialect.

Lol very good

 

[Stevie]

Is it as good as a fully blown Ute?

At first the mechanic told me it looks like you’ve blown a seal but I said nah I was just eating an ice cream.

 

[hindy111]

I entered my car mate

I used to love cars.

 

[hindy111]

I bet you did.

You've got yourself a little side kick in Strider I see liking all your posts.....

 

[Gary Gutful]

You've got yourself a little side kick in Strider I see liking all your posts.....

I could do with a second side kick. You in?

 

[hindy111]

I could do with a second side kick. You in?

Alert - Attempted poaching .@TheRam

 

[Gary Gutful]

It would still only leave me with 1.5 sidekicks.

#67kgWaif

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He would fair dinkum disappear up Stevie's two and a half inch pipe

 

[parra pete]

Is it as good as a fully blown Ute?

How many blowflies does it take to fully blow a ute?

 

[Gary Gutful]

How many blowflies does it take to fully blow a ute?

Is the answer, a seal eating an ice cream?

 

[IFR33K]

@Stevie maybe next year we could do burnouts @Barry O'Speedwagon

Or at worst weekend at Barry’s

 

[Stevie]

@Stevie maybe next year we could do burnouts @Barry O'Speedwagon

Or at worst weekend at Barry’s

Shoot me the address and I’ll deadset bushfire that entire street!