Rumours and Stuff

[I'm a loser baby...]

@Bazal seems to regularly shit on keto.

Just like all those ex vegans, he must be doing it wrong.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I’m having porridge for breakfast tomorrow.
Is that Keto?

ffs!

 

[T.S Quint]

What if I pair it with a piece of toast?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Then it's alright. The toast will bind with the oatmeal.

 

[84 Baby]

But only if you coat everything in lard

 

[hineyrulz]

@Bazal seems to regularly shit on keto.

Shitting on Keto is what makes him so regular.



So Keto does work.

 

[Gronk]

Lol I’ve never seen that before. Good sledge.

 

[Bazal]

Hey, leave me out of it. I shit on everything, not just keto

 

[parra pete]

But only if you coat everything in lard

In my youth, fat kids were fed "bread and dripping' for breakfast...
Someones mother heard the proverb "Constant dripping wears away a stone".....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

*Ray

 

[T.S Quint]

Then it's alright. The toast will bind with the oatmeal.

It’s all good. I just ended up having mashed potatoes instead.

 

[84 Baby]

It’s all good. I just ended up having mashed potatoes instead.

If you want to go keto, next time forgo adding the potatoes and just drop a tub of butter in a jug of full cream milk and give it a stir

 

[T.S Quint]

If you want to go keto, next time forgo adding the potatoes and just drop a tub of butter in a jug of full cream milk and give it a stir

Ooh that sounds yummy.
Will it give me the required protein I need to get me through the day, or should I also add some bacon fat?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Ooh that sounds yummy.
Will it give me the required protein I need to get me through the day, or should I also add some bacon fat?

Just carry a big bag of sultanas in your pocket and top up when you feel your energy levels dropping. And quench your thirst with any number of fruit juices.

 

[hindy111]

Honest question.
How bad are peoples diets to get fat in the first place?
I mean how much do you eat? A lot of junk? Alcohol? Snacks?
Genuinely curious

 

[Bazal]

Honest question.
How bad are peoples diets to get fat in the first place?
I mean how much do you eat? A lot of junk? Alcohol? Snacks?
Genuinely curious

Depends I guess. Folks who get legit massively fat almost always seem to eat like shit.

For me, I figure 90kg is a bit fatter than I want but 85kg is sweet. So it doesn't take much to put on 5kg sometimes.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Genuinely curious

*virtue signalling ffs

 

[hindy111]

Depends I guess. Folks who get legit massively fat almost always seem to eat like shit.

For me, I figure 90kg is a bit fatter than I want but 85kg is sweet. So it doesn't take much to put on 5kg sometimes.

5kgs is nothing......
People who are 40kgs overweight. I am not meaning to be nasty here. I recall one friend thinking his diet was fine. But was drinking 4 cans of V and 2 powerades a day along with 2 chocolate bars during the day and a piece of mudcake and ice cream after dinner. Lunch was a pie or Maccas or KFC.
But a glass of fruit juice for breakie and a standard dinner meat and veges so was shocked when told his cholesterol is through the roof....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Honest question.
How bad are peoples diets to get fat in the first place?
I mean how much do you eat? A lot of junk? Alcohol? Snacks?
Genuinely curious

You aren't genuinely curious. You're seeking to confirm your own opinion and doing the whole 'look at me' thing.

 

[hindy111]

You aren't genuinely curious. You're seeking to confirm your own opinion and doing the whole 'look at me' thing.

No... I used to hate being thin. I didnt fill out till I was 25.