Rumours and Stuff

[Dibs]

Ever though to change your name to Drip?

Ever thought to learn English?

 

[Stevie]

Ever thought to learn English?

Haha fair enough. Stupid fat fingers!
*shaking fist wildly

 

[Gary Gutful]

Merkins fire up over anything its hardly a reliable qualifier. Anyways I'm bored with the subject now, I'm off to ponder LBA's, and if there was a God, how he'd feel about them.

I believe the correct answer was 'no'.

 

[Gary Gutful]

just in case anyone missed Stevie's post here is the round 1 team http://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2017/02/28/team_list_eels_v_sea.html



The Parramatta Eels Round One side to take on the Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles at Lottoland on Sunday 5 March has been named by Blue & Gold Head Coach Brad Arthur.

Arthur has named a side that features plenty of youth and experience, including new recruits Josh Hoffman, Suaia Matagi, Nathan Brown and Frank Pritchard.

Kick off is at 4pm.

Parramatta Eels

1. Bevan French

2. Semi Radradra

3. Michael Jennings

4. Brad Takairangi

5. Josh Hoffman

6. Clint Gutherson

7. Corey Norman

8. Suaia Matagi

9. Kaysa Pritchard

10. Tim Mannah (c)

11. Manu Ma’u

12. Tepai Moeroa

13. Beau Scott

Interchange

14. Nathan Brown

15. Daniel Alvaro

16. Rory O’Brien

17. Frank Pritchard

Reserves

18. Jamal Fogarty

19. Cameron King

20. David Gower

21. Scott Schulte

In 2017, there will be a new process of announcing the Blue & Gold line ups to take the field that week. At 4pm on Tuesdays, Eels Members and fans will receive a 21-man NRL squad, a 19-man squad 24 hours prior to kick off and the final side (Late Mail) one hour before kick off.

The 21- man squad will consist of 17 players in position, as well as up to four interchange reserves.

For Holden Cup Team Announcement, you'll receive a 23-man squad at 4pm on Tuesdays, a 20-man squad 24 hours prior to kick off and the usual Late Mail one hour before the game.

There is a typo in there. No. 3 should be Kennings.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Haha fair enough. Stupid fat fingers!
*shaking fist wildly

Here's one for you, you fat fingered f**k

 

[Happy MEel]

Its only the opinion of Kent (which means nothing) but that's a huge call if it happens. It would be a massive statement.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/ti...l/news-story/4a5ad5693a212adaf12712470d7c8b76

 

[Incorrect]

Here's one for you, you fat fingered f**k

Big Train! Loved that show!!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Its only the opinion of Kent (which means nothing) but that's a huge call if true. A very strong statement.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/ti...l/news-story/4a5ad5693a212adaf12712470d7c8b76

Yeh, I read the article a minute ago. They can't summarily ban him for life without giving him a chance to defend himself. They can certainly ban him for life (= 5 years if you are a Pakistani cricketer) after affording him natural justice. If he has, in fact , taken bets on outcome he has ability to control, he deserves a life ban. It's gotta be zero tolerance on that.

 

[Gronk]

Its only the opinion of Kent (which means nothing) but that's a huge call if it happens. It's be a massive statement.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/ti...l/news-story/4a5ad5693a212adaf12712470d7c8b76

 

[Twizzle]

^

LEADING rugby league journalist Paul Kent

thats as far as I got

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Big Train! Loved that show!!

The skit where the mouse and cat fight was one of the funniest things I've seen....I' might have been a little bit wacked at the time, but f**k it was funny.

 

[Happy MEel]

Cheers Gronk. Still haven't worked out how to post the actual article.

 

[TheRam]

I said social darwinism you dumb merkin. If you're too uninformed to know the difference you have no right pretending your beliefs about the afterlife make you superior.

'Dur hur I believe in science and maths and conspiracy theories'. f**king moron.

So sorry stench arse, social Darwinism still isn't a religion. If you aren't wise enough to know that, then you and your pseudo farthead intelect don't have the right to pretend you are superiorly informed on any freakin topic. PERIOD!

F**K YOUR EYES!!!

 

[Incorrect]

The skit where the mouse and cat fight was one of the funniest things I've seen....I' might have been a little bit wacked at the time, but f**k it was funny.

Lol

So many out there skits in that show.... The world staring championships....

 

[TheRam]

I am getting a headache with all this religion, darwinism, secular deity stuff.

All i want to know is whether following the Eels is the same as going to church?

Yes. Derrrr!

 

[TheRam]

F**ken hate apples and oranges. Much prefer bananas.

Not surprised.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

All i want to know is whether following the Eels is the same as going to church?

I find it easier to get some tonsil action with the old lady next to me at church. Footy fans are keener on watching the game.

 

[TheRam]

You've nailed it.

Most people who have been arguing with Pou have a very narrow view of what religion is. It doesn't align with the actual definition and application of the word which is much broader reaching.

Thanks captain bleeding obvious. I think we all know that. But for this argument, we are narrowing the definition down to its traditional and intitially defined purpous. And Poo knows this, but as always is being an argumentative dick about it. We aren't referring to people who love sport, cars, food or pussy insanly.

 

[TheRam]

If more than one person has the same personal belief regardless of that belief, isn't that by definition, a religion in itself?

My girlfriend and I believe that blue is the prettiest colour. Oh shit, WOW, we're in a religion! Damn, how did that happen. And here I was thinking that I was blasphemous non believer.

 

[TheRam]

Here's a simple test - do merkins fire up over agnosticism?

F**K YEAH! Those spinless fence sitters.