Rumours and Stuff

[Poupou Escobar]

We need to worry about the nuffies in 2026.

Extending Samrani and Papalii has nothing to do with that.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Herbie Farnworth is the best centre in the game.

Probably should have gone harder for him a few years back when we had the chance.

Paying big money for centres doesn’t seem to be the secret of NRL success.

 

[Parrapat]

If Benji didn't want Galvin, he wouldn't have picked him in first grade every week. He dropped him for the game against Parra and then he was back in the NRL the following week, right up until he left.

So true.

 

[Parrapat]

Parra has a hard run draw to the finals, let alone the entire year, but the thing is if we can scrape through we're better than 60% of the 8 who only got there on the back of a soft draw, like the shitdogs, on account of their HOF mixing with Nein Execs and NRL honchos to give them a draw that suits next year's projections.

If we met in a final with Andrew Gee as ref Bulldogs would change their colours to brown and darker brown, at least their pants.

 

[Parrapat]

So true.

Like now to the finals, teams like Dolphins are gonna get found out


NRL isn't a midweek 3 game comp.

 

[Parrapat]

You can already feel the febrile NRL antennae hive mind is interacting with news limited and fauxsports journos to come up this year's best match up with grand final result.

None of them know but they all agree it'll be the greatest NRL GF forever.

What's the six-again count?

What? Are you some sort of Epstein tier conspiritard, don't you know he killed himself and never molested anyone?

Meanwhile Melbourne Scum meet Sydney Rorters in an equally implausible grand final match up.

 

[Parrapat]

I'm convinced by Raider's in his year's GF i'm 100% on board Ricky and his Raiders revolution.

Eels can emulate their fantastic performance

 

[Parrapat]

Eels shouldn't settle on one walk on song we should mix it up

One week this

 

[Parrapat]

Eels shouldn't settle on one walk on song we should mix it up

One week this

The next that

 

[Parrapat]

We've got the biggest fanbase of the entire NRL.

Why don't we appeal to that fanbase?

 

[Parrapat]

Can we at least ask our fanbase?

 

[Aalee]

you've done something perhaps on another device or forgot to whitelist LU when you logged in, I cant keep resetting it every week

Sorry, mate. I get a bit carried away sometimes and was probably tired and emotional at the time, I have zero recollection.

Still, I appreciate you calling me to account.

Wasn't you mate, it was my favourite Tigpie!

 

[Noise]

We've got the two best wingers in the modern era, the Oz and NZ halves.

We signed Too and Coates, Hughes, Johnson and Nikorima?

We've got a guy in contention for Rookie fullback of the year if he didn't play one game in 2024.

Did you just make up that award category?

 

[Gherkin]

We've got the two best wingers in the modern era, the Oz and NZ halves.

We just bought the best up and coming 9 to compliment our own home-grown 9.

We've got a guy in contention for Rookie fullback of the year if he didn't play one game in 2024.

We're clearly lacking everywhere else and centres merely need to hold their own.

Apart from the inaccurate first line, TDS is unproven. He's only gotten a run at such a young age because he's in a shit team.
And I'm pretty sure Iongi is still eligble for rookie of the year.

 

[lingard]

I'm happy with our Storm centre policy which they stole off Brad of the Joel Reddy types like Sean Russell, Tom Opacic, and Penisini.

Why pay Moses money for Crichton when you can get a centre who'll contain him for half the price?

The Storm centre policy only works if you have an elite spine. We don't. (But, yes, maybe we're getting there.)

 

[hindy111]

How good was little Jakey Arthur's scoring the winner with three minutes left on the clock! That was our best second half since the week before.

Some say he is Jeff Robson 2

 

[Poupou Escobar]

*3

 

[JokerEel]

Ffs guys why don't we have a REP quality too 30 already? What's Ryles doing? Ffs!

 

[Eelementary]

Herbie Farnworth is the best centre in the game.

Probably should have gone harder for him a few years back when we had the chance.

Farnworth is a gun, but I just can't go past Stephen Crichton as the game's best centre.

 

[Eelementary]

Yep and that was 16 days ago.

Are you suggesting he isn't joining us next season?