Rumours (signings, sackings & other NRL stuff)

[The Rosco]

Which means his heart says to say with Parra but the Tigers have offered ridiculous money which is hard to turn down

does he want success or money ?

stay with Parra and he wins a premiership

go to the tigers and just sit back and relax for 5years and be a bottom 4 club and be at a club with no standards and it doesn’t matter how bad you perform you will still be making millions and in the team each week like Brooks

Bahahahahaha. The bolded bit.
Bahahahahahaaaahahhhahhaaaa.
Hahahahahahaha
Bahahahahhaha.
Oh rhyno, you kill me.

Maybe instead of psychotic medication, doctors should prescribe an off season for victims of brutal crimes. It seems that's all it took for you to forget the brutality of the butt reaming the 'riff gave your crap team last September.

 

[Ned Kelly]

I just watched the Mitchel Moses interview and it seems to me the way he avoided answering questions about leaving his team mates and a legacy at Parra that he will be coming to the Tigers. Just waiting for his management to squeeze the most dollars and work out the wording of the contract.

 

[WA Tiger]

He also said he’s looking for a premiership..can’t be the eels (although he couldn’t really say “I’m going where the money is” )

 

[Vic Mackey]

The interview with Moses has me thinking he is coming. I admit I still don’t really like it. Guess we’ll find out in the next couple of weeks.

 

[WA Tiger]

Which means his heart says to say with Parra but the Tigers have offered ridiculous money which is hard to turn down

does he want success or money ?

stay with Parra and he wins a premiership

go to the tigers and just sit back and relax for 5years and be a bottom 4 club and be at a club with no standards and it doesn’t matter how bad you perform you will still be making millions and in the team each week like Brooks

I have to inform you that our relationship with you is about to change drastically and for the better.. It has been lots of fun but soon we will never hear from you again.So from me it’s a Haere ra, a revoir, adios , verabschiedung and guwayu..

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Bahahahahaha. The bolded bit.
Bahahahahahaaaahahhhahhaaaa.
Hahahahahahaha
Bahahahahhaha.
Oh rhyno, you kill me.

Maybe instead of psychotic medication, doctors should prescribe an off season for victims of brutal crimes. It seems that's all it took for you to forget the brutality of the butt reaming the 'riff gave your crap team last September.

I f**king love your Rhyno responses.

New fluorescents in the shed…

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Hey Hey come out and play.


Its the latest fashion
Beas latest disease
Eels leaving except for dBrown
Offering unders saying please

Boofhead cat and King Gutho
The prick called RCG
Jacob Arthur got the free pass
Sitting on his dads knee.


Hey man, are you talking to the Tiges?
Take him out
You gotta keep ‘em seperated

Hey man, are you disrespecting eels?
Take him out
You gotta keep ‘em seperated

Hey Mitch don’t pay no mind
we’ve got 1.4 you so won’t be left behind
hey hey come out and play!

On this happy news of Mitches intended high treachery:

We get Mitch lads, life as we know it changes.

Night turns into day.

The cleansing of the game shall commence in earnest.

No other club shall be spared.

Let the whole forum tremble!

I am looking forward to poncing around the forum owning all the f**kwits who have been nasty to us.

 

[Avenger]

I was told this morning that Nathan Brown has been training with the Tigers.

Anyone been to Concord and seen the squad training? Anyone know if that's true or not?

He'd be a good fit for your team. Old and past it. A bit like your coach.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

He's be a good fit for your team. Old and past it. A bit like your coach.

Deary me!

Long live the insatiable greed and treachery of Mitch!

 

[WA Tiger]

He'd be a good fit for your team. Old and past it. A bit like your coach.

No bite like u used to have…it’s sad

 

[Avenger]

No bite like u used to have…it’s sad

Meow.

Is Moses coming or not?

 

[WA Tiger]

Good night…Sweet dreams

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Good night…Sweet dreams

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Dear Satan of the League,

Re: Mitchell Moses

It has been brought to our attention that the abovenamed wishes to be considered for the selling out of his soul for $1.4m per annum.

As head of the “Forgive Moses” working group on WT forum, I have been asked to reach out to you to commend such deceitful and treasonous ambition.

We would be much obliged if you do all such things and acts to progress this bastardry and so ensure he signs for us.

It is sure to be a good influence on the many souls out there considering the option of evil over other less rewarding concerns.

Thank you for considering this letter and we look forward to seeing you at the next west tigers board meeting doing your wonderful work.

And before I forget, it would be remiss of me not to thank you for the spoon. I would like a deeper insertion, but I appreciate Hell is suffering from abnormal supply side challenges.

‘best
TSP

Ps: @stryker puss has asked if you could return his soul and the $50 you owe him

 

[stryker]

Dear Satan of the League,

Re: Mitchell Moses

It has been brought to our attention that the abovenamed wishes to be considered for the selling out of his soul for $1.4m per annum.

As head of the “Forgive Moses” working group on WT forum, I have been asked to reach out to you to commend such deceitful and treasonous ambition.

We would be much obliged if you do all such things and acts to progress this bastardry and so ensure he signs for us.

It is sure to be a good influence on the many souls out there considering the option of evil over other less rewarding concerns.

Thank you for considering this letter and we look forward to seeing you at the next west tigers board meeting doing your wonderful work.

And before I forget, it would be remiss of me not to thank you for the spoon. I would like a deeper insertion, but I appreciate Hell is suffering from abnormal supply side challenges.

‘best
TSP

Ps: @stryker puss has asked if you could return his soul and the $50 you owe him

Interesting you consider the Moses signing to be the work of the devil.
I agree.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Interesting you consider the Moses signing to be the work of the devil.
I agree.

Better than waiting for the “second coming” of Brooksy like some of us here.

Waiting on the hill looking for a sign.

The giant magpie in the sky doesn’t deliver a marquee Brooksy but swoops on you lot and sends you scattering.

 

[The Rosco]

He'd be a good fit for your team. Old and past it. A bit like your coach, or my footy team's window.

I fixed it for you.

 

[Avenger]

I fixed it for you.

At least we have a window in our house.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

At least we have a window in our house.

Moses is going to look great in the breakfast cereal ads on TV in his wests tigers jersey

He says he does 16 wheaty scrumpets every morning before training.

Then he pulls out a toy Bea Arthur made of jelly, shows it to the camera and feeds it to his labrapoodle wearing its diamond encrusted collar.

 

[Avenger]

He became a man at Parra. At the Tigers he looked like a malnourished version of Jason Taylor with poorer defence. He isn’t going back to the rabble. He isn’t stupid or greedy.

Let’s be serous for a moment.