Yes perhaps even a Trumpian toupee to go with the Yankee mental makeover, manuals, morons & meditation.
A further dash of books, bravado, bullshit & booze with selected mates
.... and hey presto Year 7 of this circus awaits - all fired up & ripped & ready to rock ‘n’ roll
...FMD
But alas for him, IQ remains a fixed & forlorn parameter - with our old friends:
...D
...the Tuesday
teamsheet
...the bench
...juggling journeymen
...the game plan WTF?
...coaches changing game plan
midgame
...bombs & field measurements
...shifting goalposts
...focus in the box
...not throwing things
...the presser
...getting Cam’s lines right
...the puff pieces on 360
...the fu*king fans on the Hill
...the barbarians at the gates
...keeping banner security tight
...the Forum
...ructions in the BOD
...a separate bus for the assistants
...new deflecting lines
...Zac & those Fookun juniors
...more sucking up to Gould
...postcards to the Gordons
...Geez the JetSki needs a service
“Geez I need a drink with Ewey
‘Cause Ewey’s me mate”
C A T A T O N I A #101
Welcome to Waterboy’s 2020
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